I cheat on my girlfriend regularly. And by that I mean I go to the local sushi place without her at least once a week and eat three plates by myself. - ThreadSky

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fesshole.bsky.social • 83 days ago

I cheat on my girlfriend regularly. And by that I mean I go to the local sushi place without her at least once a week and eat three plates by myself.

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robking.bsky.social•83 days ago

Is that a chopstick in your pocket, or are you just glad sashimi?

mash730.bsky.social•83 days ago

I ain't gonna fight it baby, there ain't no excuse
Don't know what to tell ya, but I hope you don't cut loose
It don't matter anyway, my head is in the noose
You got me stitched up tight
You got me bang to rights

sandwich247.bsky.social•83 days ago

That's mean :c

whingewhingewine.co.uk•83 days ago

You monster

cozmickk.bsky.social•83 days ago

NoFuki Roll ?

tlazolteotl1519.bsky.social•83 days ago

She knows.

It's the stink of stale trout that's the giveaway.

figueiredojames.bsky.social•83 days ago

FIEND!

cyrilhaessig.bsky.social•83 days ago

You can't maki this up ...

mobiusstrip8.bsky.social•82 days ago

fess plausibility rating : 8 / 10

vivaf1.bsky.social•83 days ago

Yeah, using all this ‘eating sushi’ urban slang still doesn’t make it right.

colonelhitch.bsky.social•83 days ago

Ha! My ex used to "cheat" on me in exact same way. That, and having sex with other people behind my back.

berserker-thiis.bsky.social•83 days ago

secretsquidgle.bsky.social•83 days ago

3 plates? Lightweight.

nickwa.bsky.social•83 days ago

why not take her with you?

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