When I go to Starbucks and they ask for my name, I use a different name each time just to hear what it would sound like if I changed my name. - ThreadSky

fesshole.bsky.social • 80 days ago

When I go to Starbucks and they ask for my name, I use a different name each time just to hear what it would sound like if I changed my name.

Barista: hey buddy, your drink is right here, I've been calling your name for 5 minutes now!

Op:

Take drugs, get a personality

Yep, tried that and was Clive for 1 minute. Due to to shit scrawl of employee I had to claim a skinny latte for Olive..

My name's Isaac and that once got misheard as Tyson. Like, child, do I look like a Rottweiler?

Thank you for sharing this.

I do the same, only I pick the most outlandish names possible

Put Anaconda in front of your real name. You can feel like a porn star for 30 seconds.

I do that in Starbucks too!!!!

I throughly recommend using the name Spartacus.

bogpoet.com•80 days ago

I do this. Sometimes, they have to call me a bunch of times because I'm fiddling with my phone and forget I gave them a false name

This is trans culture.

It's why they do it, as a safe space to try out your potential identities. So nice.

I buy a tall white americano and say my name is grande black mocha.... that confuses them

If I tried this I'd be going without; I wouldn't have a clue what name I had given.

Have you tried Paul Hard?

I like to use "Sleepy"

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