I was asked to leave a pub for bothering the snooker player John Virgo. I thought he'd be impressed that I knew all the words to Snooker Loopy but he is a very dour man.
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"Where's.the cue ball going...?". I know exactly where it would be going if I met him....He commentates as if he knows better than the players who have actually achieved.
Used to stop at a big chain hotel in Sheffield. BIL worked in maintenance there. He was an entitled a*hole, apparently.
Many stories about snooker There was one player who if he lost trashed his room. Came down, told management the day after and just paid what they asked. They never barred him.
Snooker loopy is the sole reason I know the orders of the colours in snooker.
"Pot the reds then, screw back, for the yellow green brown blue pink and black". Ingrained, I tell ya.
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You put your hand in his pocket and tickled his balls.
Out the door.
Many stories about snooker There was one player who if he lost trashed his room. Came down, told management the day after and just paid what they asked. They never barred him.
"Pot the reds then, screw back, for the yellow green brown blue pink and black". Ingrained, I tell ya.