I was hosting a webinar for our sales force and couldn't decide whether to say, 'Let's crack on!', or 'Let's kick off!'. Ended up telling 30 or my workmates, 'Let' crack one off!' Still feel the shame.
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Was playing Risk and feeling confident against an opponent. I wanted to tell them I was going to wipe them out or kick their ass, but got muddled, and in the end managed the somewhat less impressive threat: "I'm going to wipe your ass!"
I was on that webinar - it so happened. I jumped up to reply 'Yeah, let's knock it out of the park' but it came out 'Knockers!' and just then I fell on the tea lady's tits.
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And Jeremy ate it!
What a lark!