I used to go to church on a Sunday when I was younger so I didn't have to help my mum peel the veg and potatoes, then buy chocolate with the church donation money. - ThreadSky

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fesshole.bsky.social • 51 days ago

I used to go to church on a Sunday when I was younger so I didn't have to help my mum peel the veg and potatoes, then buy chocolate with the church donation money.

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banthafodder.bsky.social•51 days ago

When I was younger I used to help my mum cook dinner so I didn’t have to go to church

flendermanc.bsky.social•51 days ago

No tortured puns for this one, just to say it reminded me of one of my favourite poems:

5wi11.bsky.social•51 days ago

Rubbish!
It doesn’t even rhyme!
This is a proper poem…..

We love our dog with all our hearts,
But not so much her stinky farts.
Her doggy breath is less than fresh,
Yet we hug her nonetheless.

scrap-iron.bsky.social•51 days ago

Once in a while, we'd open a sack of claybound spuds, only to find that the King of all Edwards was indeed a pebble.

t4eurbangoose.bsky.social•51 days ago

That's the Devil's wok!

bigbadbuckley.bsky.social•51 days ago

She tricked you into going to church mate

humph3.bsky.social•51 days ago

I'd rather peel the veg, but each to their own.

raymartin55.bsky.social•51 days ago

2 Hail Mary’s

buzzbomb11.bsky.social•51 days ago

Gangster

smifffy.bsky.social•51 days ago

You're not fooling God.

theotherstu.co.uk•51 days ago

I've never understood this whole "peeling veg" thing.
I can peel a bag of carrots in about 5 minutes with a decent peeler.

Are people still using knives or something?

5wi11.bsky.social•51 days ago

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