My wife wants to use a different Indian takeaway because they "stopped giving us free poppadoms". What actually happened is I started eating the free poppadoms in the car on the way home - ThreadSky

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fesshole.bsky.social • 45 days ago

My wife wants to use a different Indian takeaway because they "stopped giving us free poppadoms". What actually happened is I started eating the free poppadoms in the car on the way home

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elliot500.bsky.social•45 days ago

Without her knowing? Does she put you in the boot?

philheppenstall.bsky.social•45 days ago

Just use the same one and bring them back instead and say you had a word and they said they’d give them for free as you’re a good customer.

stuartclennett.bsky.social•45 days ago

"It's alright, I've had a word and we'll get free poppadoms again"

*stops eating the poppadoms*

badbeard.bsky.social•45 days ago

*Orders extra poppadoms*

alexfkraus.bsky.social•45 days ago

Time to order extra

mudwiggler.bsky.social•45 days ago

Then the curry will be cold, because this James Corden wannabe is talking longer to eat all the poppadoms.

jodami.bsky.social•45 days ago

Well stop fucking eating them, lard arse.

dannyfranchetti.bsky.social•45 days ago

😆😆😆

paulwingy.bsky.social•44 days ago

Any freebies are a gift and most takeaways don't give anything so your wife is very churlish

scrap-iron.bsky.social•45 days ago

Just tell her to collect your next takeaway...

uh

...hang on.

mrcontrariwise.bsky.social•45 days ago

This is why I love Fesshole 🤣

iamduncan.bsky.social•45 days ago

There are 2 rather obvious solutions to your problem.

nkbtn.bsky.social•45 days ago

If one of them involves not eating the popadoms, there's really only one solution.

badbeard.bsky.social•45 days ago

Silly Billy, you order additional road tax poppadoms to cover all bases.

hingle.bsky.social•44 days ago

In lieu of a delivery fee, it’s your bonus for picking it up

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