My ex-girlfriend wasn't a nice person and there was no future with her, so it was right to break up. But she had the most incredible anecdotes, which I now pass off as my own. They have made me much more popular and one of them has even got me laid a couple of times. Thanks.
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Be real or it will be your undoing.
I’ve got stupid, cold fingers today. Sorry.
Can I steal it?
And it’s my name.