hey dude i'm so sorry i got the zoomies at your friend's house. do you think you could tell her i'm usually really chill? - ThreadSky

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kellyweill.bsky.social • 94 days ago

hey dude i'm so sorry i got the zoomies at your friend's house. do you think you could tell her i'm usually really chill?

Kelly you knocked over the coffee table.

sorry!! i thought i heard the peanut butter jar opening! egg on my face!

Sweetie you tried to attack a dog who is literally 5 times your size for no reason

She was chill about it till you tried to go under her and get her belly you're lucky she didn't kill you

edzitron.com•94 days ago

Hey dude. Sorry I kept reverse sneezing during your Oscars party

no no, don't get up on my account! i'm just going to pace in a circle for about 20 rotations till i take a seat

hey can you throw my ball? my ball? this one, it’s right here? ok it’s in your lap. throw it. throw the ball

edzitron.com•94 days ago

Hey man [scratching the side of my face 30 times extremely violently] how are you

I just migrated to Bluesky from "the other place" and followed you. I'd love a follow back!

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