I tell this story about a Santa, he came to the counter with only three fucks to give.
When they rang him up, he realized tRump had been re-elected, and he had to take those last fucks back to the refrigerator.
And now.
He has no more fucks to give.
The end.
🚬😎
Rudy wasn’t dead, but he looked the part. He was dumb as a door nail. He looked the part of a poorly stuffed scarecrow whose face was fashioned by a six year old child. A grim look that could sour milk.
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Kick his balls
Kick them all the way
Watch him shout and cry and pout
Then kick his balls again, hey!
When they rang him up, he realized tRump had been re-elected, and he had to take those last fucks back to the refrigerator.
And now.
He has no more fucks to give.
The end.
🚬😎
Much more screaming, please
cartoon I've read
since Shulz passed.
Merry Christmas.
Why can't you just get over it already?
Stave 1
Rudy's Ghost
Rudy wasn’t dead, but he looked the part. He was dumb as a door nail. He looked the part of a poorly stuffed scarecrow whose face was fashioned by a six year old child. A grim look that could sour milk.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Wait...That's Heartburn
Who am I kidding, I would pay bad money too.