Optimist: The cup is half full.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Architectural Theorist: The spatial void is both plenitude and scarcity.
Optimist: The cup is half full.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Schedule A attorney: You've sold one cup for $4.99. We've frozen all $300,000 in your Amazon account. Pay us $9,000 to go away.

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