Year 2083
robowife: how was your day dear
cyber me: eh someone hacked my dataport again and when i plugged my brain in i spent 10000 years trapped in spider hell
robowife: do you want to get into your cyberdiaper and make boom booms
cyber me: yes pwease
robowife: how was your day dear
cyber me: eh someone hacked my dataport again and when i plugged my brain in i spent 10000 years trapped in spider hell
robowife: do you want to get into your cyberdiaper and make boom booms
cyber me: yes pwease
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Alexa, how do I become retroactively illiterate.
Alexa.
Alexa, please.