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moviessilently.bsky.social • 5 days ago

Coffin sleeping has countless hazards, including that stupid chandelier you forgot you installed

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eduams.bsky.social•5 days ago

I bet they really wanted to do the closed coffin joke but they couldn't think of a way to make it work on camera

moviessilently.bsky.social•5 days ago

They're visually referencing Nosferatu, so I think this was probably as planned.

moviessilently.bsky.social•5 days ago

Things That Could Happen In Your Coffin-Bed (Not Counting Stake-Wielding Brits/Dutch)

1. Wetting the coffin and never getting that stain out of the satin

2. Unscrupulous mortuary employee tries to double bury someone on top of you

3. You end up in a casket and can't figure out those stupid bolts

dlbowman76.com•5 days ago

4. (Snug with an undead bride) Now, look. I know this seems awkward, but this was a one-time thing. I'm just like that, you know? Now, you head down to the cellar with the other girls. I'll bring you fresh kids.

"OTHER GIRLS???"

moviessilently.bsky.social•5 days ago

Give Louis Jourdan credit, he was the only Drac to make it look fun (the pluses of hiring a Frenchman, I guess)

dlbowman76.com•5 days ago

What, you didn't think that Bill Skarsgård was totally sexy? 😆

mariaaragon64.bsky.social•5 days ago

cyberphoenix001.bsky.social•5 days ago

Spare a thought for the vampire whose axis of rotation is outside their body completely. 😏

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