I've decided that I'm either going to retire by running my own pumpkin patch or dying alone in a lighthouse. - ThreadSky

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cadaverdave.com • 10 days ago

I've decided that I'm either going to retire by running my own pumpkin patch or dying alone in a lighthouse.

Those options are honestly such a vibe. Do both. I'd 100% visit a pumpkin patch lighthouse 🙏

Definitely pumpkin patch. Gotta uphold the legacy of the great Terry Lesler

Okay Dave, hear me out

I may have a bias. I love the ocean.

You've betrayed your own username.

I'm not a cliche, Dave.

Idk about alone if Robert Pattinson or Willem Dafoe are involved. Lol

Well, if you do the latter don’t kill a seagull

I'd go with the lighthouse

You're never alone in a lighthouse. those things always seem to be haunted.

But what if a lighthouse on the edge of a pumpkin patch? Who said you can't have both?

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