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thequeso.bsky.social • 319 days ago

Didn’t wash his towel all year

Did you room with Nick Miller?

I tripped reaching for my towel in the shared closet and fell face first into it in April and vomited it smelled so bad.

Did it shatter when he dropped it on the floor?

No, it just stood back up, dusted itself off and hung itself on the peg.

But why?

Towel is clean. When I use it, I am clean.

Logically it follows that the towel is just getting cleaner every time I use it.

When I start getting behind at work I stop working so as to not fall further behind.

Flawless.

Why is the sky blue? Why are boobs good? Why does the posiTrac rear end on a Plymouth work? He just didn’t.

Also he was an only child whose parents moved five hours away that year and I think he never realized that his mom washed his towel every week.

IDK, I thought maybe he gave an excuse or something :)

Nope. Just dumb 20 year old dude.

“What am I gonna do wash the shower next? Wash the bar of soap?” - the roommate probably

Did we room with the same guy? I finally just threw his towel in the wash because I could smell it from 10 feet away.

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