"You watch as the US president stands in front of a podium ranting about egregiously large tariffs & how unfair the world is to the US."

You bolt awake in California. You are not online. It is 1994. You are the director George Lucas, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass.
George Lucas right now is hunched over a Wayback Machine mirror of a bunch of 1999 fan forums going wild over how no one wants to hear about trade policy, sipping wine from his California wine farm, just giggling

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