"Trump declared, 'I will be announcing a new roster of ballerinas, with an amazing principal ballerina, DONALD J. TRUMP.' He said he was 'disgusted' to discover that all of the company’s current ballerinas were women, a state of affairs that he blamed on DEI." www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-name... - ThreadSky

billkristolbulwark.bsky.social • 31 days ago

"Trump declared, 'I will be announcing a new roster of ballerinas, with an amazing principal ballerina, DONALD J. TRUMP.' He said he was 'disgusted' to discover that all of the company’s current ballerinas were women, a state of affairs that he blamed on DEI."

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-names-himself-lead-ballerina?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Comments

jlbing.bsky.social•31 days ago

No, he wants to keep those ballerinas. There's nothing he envisions with greater glee than once again barging into women's dressing rooms while they're changing, fat disgusting perv that he is.

raffles8.bsky.social•31 days ago

😳

pquail2.bsky.social•31 days ago

Still looking for a job for Laura. Can one a “lip syncing“ ballerina?

glen-toogood49.bsky.social•30 days ago

I'd love to see Donny in a Tutu. Except I'd probably die laughing.

minutesdrag.bsky.social•31 days ago

WTAF?

pixiedust54.bsky.social•31 days ago

He is, without a doubt, the dumbest man in America.

negaduck67.bsky.social•31 days ago

I'd love if he'd try to do a split, and watch as his intestines fall out his ass.

pawsyl.bsky.social•31 days ago

😂

vanillarage.bsky.social•31 days ago

Meet Tulsi Gabbard,a failed Democratic candidate, reborn as a right-wing darling, now entrusted with America’s secrets. Tulsi Gabbard, who cozied up to Assad and Putin, guarding national security—like Colonel Sanders babysitting your chickens! Welcome to The Twilight Zone, where irony reigns supreme

joannenycordc.bsky.social•30 days ago

Not all are women. Here is Jim Carrey's rendition of Black Swan!

jocrocky.bsky.social•31 days ago

Ok put a picture of him as a ballerina

robina1955.bsky.social•31 days ago

What I wouldn’t give to see this….😂😂😂

robina1955.bsky.social•31 days ago

😂😂😂

ericswerdlin.bsky.social•31 days ago

"...always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening."

ericsadventures.bsky.social•31 days ago

is that because he always wanted to prance about and look pretty in a tutu?

sharchar.bsky.social•31 days ago

😂😅

magabuster.bsky.social•31 days ago

Donny also wants to be the go-to baritone for any opera company.

dachte.bsky.social•31 days ago

Maybe less of the parody content.

jean-salvati.bsky.social•31 days ago

Trump “danseur étoile”. Somebody please let AI run wild with that.

gregef.bsky.social•31 days ago

Donald Mikhail Rudolph Trump

texanista.bsky.social•31 days ago

You know, I'm pretty sure this is sarcasm, but nowadays you have to stop and think. Things are getting beyond scary

evafog.dk•31 days ago

Exactly- I had to check a few times to make sure it was satire

tink51.bsky.social•31 days ago

I really don't want to see him in a fucking tutu.

v-ron.bsky.social•31 days ago

🤔🤪

ipoipo.bsky.social•31 days ago

😂😂😂😂

finehorc.bsky.social•31 days ago

He’ll be changing the name to Trump Center next

williamfergie.bsky.social•31 days ago

🤣 🤣 🤣

thegroovyfloret.bsky.social•31 days ago

The fact that it was not immediately evident that this was a joke says so much

carryon66.bsky.social•30 days ago

Ok Bill, got me there. PLEASE, my fellow TRUE BLUES always FACTS CHECK. Even though the legacy media give up on their most important responsibility.

carryon66.bsky.social•30 days ago

Poor Dump, he was born with an agility in feet & a silver platter in his mouth.

rsc72.bsky.social•31 days ago

Please tell me this is just a sick joke. 😫

reallynicetry.bsky.social•31 days ago

WELL played!!!

timleap.bsky.social•31 days ago

Bill.... you're aware I depend on you for news, right? I very nearly told a friend about this assuming it was legitimate...

But seriously....

Is this real?

I wish I were 100% joking about asking...