Rumors are swirling that the DOD Secretary position is open, and I'm throwing my hat in the ring. I'll start drinking now. All I need are two recommendation letters. If you can help, send one my way! - ThreadSky

benusa.bsky.social • 4 days ago

Rumors are swirling that the DOD Secretary position is open, and I'm throwing my hat in the ring.

I'll start drinking now. All I need are two recommendation letters. If you can help, send one my way!

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atticusinnh.bsky.social•4 days ago

Are you qualified to do what Pete Hesgeth does?Can you drink champagne underwater?

If so, you have my vote.

sharkbubbles.bsky.social•4 days ago

Write one up, and I’ll sign it.

lysoldisinme.bsky.social•4 days ago

Not me!!!
I'm going for the brass ring...president!!
I've been practicing grabbing women between the legs.
Figure if I grab enough women there, I can be president!!!

strike-sure.bsky.social•4 days ago

You might need to start a lot of Signal chats.
Invite Pete Hegseth to some so that you know the current deployment and readiness of all major US forces. It’ll save the staff from wasting time briefing you.

citizenofdystopia.bsky.social•4 days ago

Somewhere 36k kilometers above the Earth is FLTSATCOM 4. Its was once used to communicate with the US Navy’s nuclear submarines and Air Force’s SAC bombers. The current administration is allowing Russia to use it for command and control of its military in Ukraine.

dayzee634.bsky.social•4 days ago

Though I applaud your heavy drinking, it takes more than that to reach a cabinet level position. Ever slapped your wife around? Surely you’ve settled out of court for sexually harassing a woman or two.

thedrummer.bsky.social•4 days ago

I don't think you'll beat out Steve Doocy or Brian Kilmeade.

mtravisrose.bsky.social•4 days ago

I can't get you a recommendation letter, but I can recommend how to get drunk quicker. A fifth of Jack Daniels and a case of Budweiser. Two shots of Jack for every can of beer.

I guarantee you'll get there!

lynnegott.bsky.social•4 days ago

Goooooooo

angrygrrrl1111.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'd do it, but my reproductive organs render me ineligible. Get a bunch of creepy Christofascist tats before you go, and make sure to flash them in the interview. I hear they like that sort of thing.

charliemike18.bsky.social•4 days ago

I will send you a golden recommendation letter !😁

cathleenabeans.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'm sure your mom will be happy to write you a letter of recommendation.

donericmadrid.bsky.social•4 days ago

Absolutely, just one condition.
You have to keep your name as.

Fuck trump.

malilarobinson.bsky.social•4 days ago

I've got you, I'll just use Chat GPT so that they will understand it.😜

dr-opus.bsky.social•4 days ago

To Whom it may concern:
Dear sir/madam,
I don't know what a 'DOD Secretary' does, but Fuck Trump is a good worker and does all their chores, and eats all their vegetables.

signed: Fuck Trump's mom.

benusa.bsky.social•4 days ago

Thank you Mom

cherokeechic71.bsky.social•4 days ago

Do you want those letters sent to your Signal account, or your gmail?

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