Me: Sticking post-its up all over the house with my reasons to quit smoking individually marked.
SU: Sees one on fridge that says “Not being tied down.”
Comes to me, “So, uh…what’s…what’s going on?”
Me: “I’m posting my reasons all over the house.”
SU: “Reasons for, uh…not being tied down?”
SU: Sees one on fridge that says “Not being tied down.”
Comes to me, “So, uh…what’s…what’s going on?”
Me: “I’m posting my reasons all over the house.”
SU: “Reasons for, uh…not being tied down?”
Comments
Me: “OMG YOU BIG DUMMY! They’re my reasons for quitting smoking!
Why…is there a reason I shouldn’t be tied down to you? Did you do something?”
I am so so sorry!!!!
I need to make sure I proof my posts before I hit send.
Again, I am so sorry. My deepest apologies.