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useless.pet • 20 hours ago

blahaj says good morning and please help

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kittenkassie93.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Feeeeet 😵‍💫

useless.pet•19 hours ago

*kicks u with them* 😵‍💫

kittenkassie93.bsky.social•19 hours ago

🙀😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

pbpbpbpbpd.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Good morning! And how or who can I help 😁

useless.pet•18 hours ago

good morning ^.^ there’s no helping them anymore, they have died and gone somewhere better,,

pbpbpbpbpd.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Rip to a real one then. May they have passed in bliss between your thighs.

useless.pet•17 hours ago

gone but not forgotten 🫡

pbpbpbpbpd.bsky.social•12 hours ago

So what about someone to fill in their spot? 😏

tatoleee.bsky.social•20 hours ago

goddamn and good morning 💜

useless.pet•20 hours ago

hehe good morning qt!! 💜

tatoleee.bsky.social•19 hours ago

🙏

emipuppy.bsky.social•20 hours ago

barking so much rn you have no idea

useless.pet•20 hours ago

i think i can hear the barks from here,,, 🤭

8unp.bsky.social•20 hours ago

awawawawawa !
blushes and hides into my trans blanket meow

useless.pet•19 hours ago

awww haha precious kitty >.<

boofielewds.bsky.social•20 hours ago

jealous of the shark 😔should be me between ur thighs

useless.pet•20 hours ago

my shark is always there for my thighs in my horniest hours 😖

boofielewds.bsky.social•19 hours ago

i have a small shark ima need a bigger one to wrap around :(

succubusscarlett.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Good mornungggg

useless.pet•18 hours ago

good morny!!! hope your day is going well dear ^.^

succubusscarlett.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Im very eepy but so far goood

useless.pet•18 hours ago

awww well that's so good to hear!! maybe a nap during the day is a good idea ><

succubusscarlett.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Nu naaaapss, I just want cuddles :3

bisexuhorny.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Good morning! Looking respectfully

useless.pet•18 hours ago

it’s ok i know you’re not, we don’t lie here!

bisexuhorny.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Oh in that case you've got lovely soft-looking legs and pretty feet~

useless.pet•17 hours ago

awwww thank you 🥺🥺😖

bisexuhorny.bsky.social•17 hours ago

You're welcome!

floral-anvil.co.uk•19 hours ago

My eyes made the vineboom sound effect

useless.pet•19 hours ago

LMFAOOO this made me laugh so hard,, thank you >.<

estrobot64.bsky.social•20 hours ago

good morning!

useless.pet•20 hours ago

good morning trinity !! >.<

estrobot64.bsky.social•19 hours ago

how r u today mia :))

useless.pet•19 hours ago

i’m sooo good today, i slept so so so well !! thank u for asking >.< how are you today dear?

estrobot64.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I'm decent! i'm a little bummed a had to cancel my order for new thongs but other then that I'm peachy!

useless.pet•19 hours ago

aww that's a bit of a bum but i'm glad you're having a good day !!

miiask.gay•20 hours ago

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miiask.gay•20 hours ago

I mean uh good yearning

useless.pet•19 hours ago

hehe it’s ok to look gay at my thighs, that’s what they’re for >.< and a good yearning to you too qt!!

sesquipes.bsky.social•11 hours ago

i've never been more jealous of a stuffed animal

useless.pet•9 hours ago

bite the shark :3

sesquipes.bsky.social•7 hours ago

how about i just bite you instead?

kathuryne.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Lucky Blahaj

useless.pet•18 hours ago

idk i might be the lucky one,, what would i be without my shark to crush :3

hanna.sisters.gay•20 hours ago

why would it want help that seems like a pretty nice place to be 😳

useless.pet•20 hours ago

bc i’m gonna squish the stuffing right out of them and leave them a stupid little flat mess 😖

alexdawn.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Don't worry blahaj, I will sacrifice myself for your freedom

Pls

useless.pet•18 hours ago

the equivalent of jumping in front of a bullet

gocktuah.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Goodmornin mia :3

useless.pet•19 hours ago

good morning gocktuah!! :3

gocktuah.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Insane,,

useless.pet•19 hours ago

yeah i am! :3

twinphoenix776.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Good morning :)

useless.pet•19 hours ago

good morning ^.^

astralvrz.github.io•17 hours ago

Good morning!!!

useless.pet•17 hours ago

good morning dear !! >.<

caydafemboy.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Goo mornie :3 also whoag u pwetty :3

useless.pet•15 hours ago

good mornyy awww thank u >~<

caydafemboy.bsky.social•15 hours ago

hehe ywww :3

willsowo.bsky.social•20 hours ago

ggwwaahhh… is everything okay Mia??

also is that squirtle…

useless.pet•20 hours ago

oh everything is sooooo good >.< hehe yes that’s squirtle in the background, still a little flat from all the photos i’ve used him for hehe

willsowo.bsky.social•20 hours ago

and dare I guess a pikachu way in the back?

useless.pet•19 hours ago

yep just peaking out slightly also begging for help hehe

mouthfulofspiders.bsky.social•20 hours ago

anything to be able to be in a similar position sometime :)

useless.pet•20 hours ago

not breathing seems to be a favorite for many,, 😖

mouthfulofspiders.bsky.social•20 hours ago

im a simple girlthing ya know

useless.pet•19 hours ago

i am too, that’s why my thighs are here :3

miaviolet.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Feet tho.... 👀

useless.pet•17 hours ago

they go step step CRUSH :3

miaviolet.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Sounds like a good time to me :3

locke-smith.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Shark looks hungry

useless.pet•19 hours ago

shark is so hungry, i’m gonna turn into its food 😵‍💫

locke-smith.bsky.social•19 hours ago

scare him off by making lots of noise and waving your arms around.
oh wait i think thats bears.
offer him a alterative food source. sharks mostly like choc milk

useless.pet•18 hours ago

oh the alternative food source is a good idea,, i think they're too attached to thighs to be tricked though >.<

locke-smith.bsky.social•17 hours ago

You will just have to seduce the shark
Tame the savage sea snacker
Some seduction tips
poems
show b00bs
flowers
Bags of flour and bake cakes
boobs

useless.pet•17 hours ago

i think boobs might be the quickest and simplest way for me to seduce it,, i just smother it until it gives it up,,,, or dies hehe :3

addibae.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I volunteer as tribute, save blahaj, use me instead 🙏

useless.pet•18 hours ago

this is how you save the the population of sharks :3

addibae.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Do I get a medal for my sacrifice? :3

useless.pet•18 hours ago

i made this just for you for your brave sacrifice

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valkyri-anna.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Idk this seems like a perfectly lovely position for a shark to be in

useless.pet•20 hours ago

they can’t breathe but i think most would like that,,,

valkyri-anna.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Yeah I still fail to see the issue here

useless.pet•19 hours ago

no you’re right,,,, there is no issue here actually, this is the best way to go

fiogirlkissernsfw.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I don't know what that shark is thinking, i know many who'd kill to be in its position

useless.pet•18 hours ago

i think many would definitely kill the shark before i did to be in that spot,, 😖

fiogirlkissernsfw.bsky.social•18 hours ago

It's practically got a bounty on it's head

useless.pet•18 hours ago

millions of dollars at this point for this poor little shark,, 😖😖

fiogirlkissernsfw.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Oh no not even money, the value of the embrace of your thighs is beyond it's weight in gold to these people (acting like i'm not equally down bad)

useless.pet•18 hours ago

hehe it's okay to be down bad, i'm here providing a service to all the girls,,

pwettygirls.bsky.social•14 hours ago

i am looking intently :3

tbh my blahaj rn is in exactly the same position jxdj jf

useless.pet•14 hours ago

it's the best position for a shark to be in tbh

pwettygirls.bsky.social•13 hours ago

true

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odaromane-nsfw.bsky.social•20 hours ago

🫣🫣🫣

useless.pet•20 hours ago

😖😖😖