it is 2025. the current administration has a signal group chat which violates at least 4 laws and they forget to check that they didn’t add a reporter to the list while they talk about bombing yemen. hilary clinton spontaneously combusts from rage. you can’t afford mcdonald’s until your next pay day
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nash flynn
it is 2025. the US president is obsessed with owning greenland. in between golf and signing his name on things, he makes posts in all capital letters which are somehow both meaningless and illegal. you are in your 30s and have the stress level of someone being hunted for sport. life is bad
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