thinking about a parallel universe where furries with big useless bappy paws exist IRL, but so does that one dumbass apple mouse that has no buttons, a charging port on the bottom, and a shape that is extremely uncomfortable to use if you have normal adult human hands - ThreadSky

taffywabbit.bsky.social • 63 days ago

thinking about a parallel universe where furries with big useless bappy paws exist IRL, but so does that one dumbass apple mouse that has no buttons, a charging port on the bottom, and a shape that is extremely uncomfortable to use if you have normal adult human hands

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wobbachu.bsky.social•63 days ago

Maybe this alternate universe would have controllers be a more useful technology than the keyboard. And typical digital communication happens like when you need to input a prompt on a console game in this dimension.

catshapeddonut.bsky.social•63 days ago

this is really funny

tevruden.bsky.social•63 days ago

Also a universe where Macs can now play games! ;)

(I actually moved my World of Warcraft playing back to my Mac because it uses less energy and looks good at 4k-- its WILD)

shades2hot.bsky.social•63 days ago

there shoukd also be the mlp keyboard layout that just knows what ur gonna say (save for the space bar)

shades2hot.bsky.social•63 days ago

or maybe its biNEIGHry writing idk

taffywabbit.bsky.social•63 days ago

yeah i've seen variations of 2-3 button keyboards for furry characters without fingers before so i'd assume it's more of a binary/morse system. horse code. lol. lmao
(there ARE also accessibility keyboards with 2 big wheels that select letters using colour regions and stuff, which seems kinda neat)

negativeten.bsky.social•63 days ago

i think job simulator did something like this

taffywabbit.bsky.social•63 days ago

i'm just saying like. wouldn't it all make a lot more sense if it turned out they accidentally brought in that design from the Furgonomics Universe where everything is designed for paws and then just marketed it to humans and hoped it looked new-agey enough that nobody would notice it sucked

lurker906.bsky.social•63 days ago

What would a paw based keyboard look like???

hrave.bsky.social•18 days ago

This is the orbitouch, a keyboard without keys. It types by twisting, and then moving the big, weird lumps in a combination of directions and angles to type different things. This would 100% work for someone with big dumb bappy paws.

hrave.bsky.social•18 days ago

maybe even make a design with swappable or "from factory" options for different types of non-digited hands like hooves and flippers and such.

bloodren03.bsky.social•63 days ago

Big keys, WASD is more paw-friendly because they don't have fingers that curl like humans. The space bar is a big button that they can slap...Ooh, if we take the dewclaw into account, it might be a more vertical setup and they move their arms up and down to reach different keys instead of horizontal