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katieshook.bsky.social • 14 days ago

Joe Rogan is Gwyneth Paltrow for men

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trumpwho.bsky.social•14 days ago

They’re both twatwaffles

thefount.bsky.social•13 days ago

I’m not buying a candle that smells like his vagina either.

kid301.bsky.social•13 days ago

Racist incel men

friskiedgrrl.bsky.social•14 days ago

I wouldn't go that far.
She probably smells better and I KNOW she can sing and dance better than him.

victoriousyankee.bsky.social•14 days ago

You win the internet today!!!

fullmetalrainman.bsky.social•13 days ago

UFC Taint Candles to capture the ripe essence of a MMA fighters taint right after tapping out from an arm bar.

waqaskhosa7.bsky.social•13 days ago

a-j-ruszk.bsky.social•14 days ago

No candles please

americanwade.bsky.social•14 days ago

Makes sense. Instead of goop, poop.

anoniv.bsky.social•14 days ago

That comparison makes me feel bad for Gwyneth Paltrow

katieshook.bsky.social•14 days ago

Hahahahahahahaha

badgerwthumbs.bsky.social•14 days ago

Joe Rogan has dick candles?

gamecocktony.bsky.social•14 days ago

Wow… that’s not really fair to… wait, hang on a minute.

katieshook.bsky.social•14 days ago

LOL… see??

circusmaximus.bsky.social•14 days ago

I could totally see all of Rogan’s viewers putting their balls in a toaster if he told them it would improve sperm motility.

katieshook.bsky.social•14 days ago

💀💀

tarantical.bsky.social•14 days ago

I wish he would!

anthonyintx.bsky.social•14 days ago

He should try to buy Tucker Carlson's ball-tanning machines.

You know that asshole's sitting on thousands of them in a warehouse somewhere he thought he could sell. Rogan would make a killing.

odraws.bsky.social•14 days ago

2016 is on the phone . . . .

archietuliploki.bsky.social•14 days ago

Taylor Swift for men

Paltrow is 15 yrs ago Taylor

archietuliploki.bsky.social•14 days ago

You might say no g paltrow endorses quackery and Taylor doesn't

That's where I'll tell you sexism has increased to the point women are not allowed to do anything edgy like endorse any form of quackery

Instead they must pose as victims who are passive actors then sell you the same album 5 times

archietuliploki.bsky.social•14 days ago

So she is actually the modern Joe Rogan we are just so sexist now the ideal woman takes on the role of never stepping out of line at all in any way and then scams by begging you to buy the same cd 3 times cuz each time she was bullied by bad people