“Thank you for this opportunity to highlight my accomplishments for the last week.”
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Пьетро Максимофф
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1. Thickest thighs in the office, truly the best.
2. My aura alone defended national security.
3. Deadlifted 3 DOGEs worth of weights.
4. Solved the "Iron Dome" problem - ballistic missiles will just bounce off my ass like quarters.
5. My mustache toppled 3 governments.