Cancer Charity: Y'all have to watch out for these 3 signs of bowel cancer.

Me: Sounds important.

CC: Instead of presenting this information in 2-3 concise paragraphs of text, we've made an excruciatingly slow-paced video with an annoying voice-over.

Me: Welp, I guess I'm dying of bowel cancer. 🤷‍♂️