Also I learned that the (seemingly extremely sketchy) Queens "Haunting in Hollis" has a long slide in the dark called "Satan's Slope," and there is something about that name that is cracking me up. (I should note that a patron alleges that she shattered both of her ankles on Satan's Slope.)
(Is "Pitch" as the name for a demon solely from the MST3K-riffed movie Santa Claus? Because if so I'll grant you that that's a deep cut for the name of a feature of a 2025 haunt)
If it's slope you don't like, Satan's Slide is also right there. I'd call it the Darkness Drop tho. Darkness Descent? Makes it clearer what you're getting into.
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