"Jeff Bezos gains creative control of Bond" Oh. Great. The next one will be a festering pile of dogshit then. - ThreadSky

852dude.bsky.social • 6 days ago

"Jeff Bezos gains creative control of Bond"

Oh. Great. The next one will be a festering pile of dogshit then.

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cassiecore.bsky.social•6 days ago

Who’s gonna sacrifice themselves to make the next Bond theme?

born2.besilly.online•6 days ago

James Bond is the villain because he’s part of the deep state trying to stop billionaires

incandescent-rage.bsky.social•6 days ago

I don’t know why anyone thinks this. Amazon Prime has made so many great anticapitalist shows: The Boys, The Expanse, Fallout, Comrade Detective, etc.

dropoutjon.bsky.social•6 days ago

I’m picturing CGI Roger Moore

gabud.bsky.social•6 days ago

who watches 007 any more saw all those when I was 14 and new ones suck. ... he can have them with the other cheap crap he sells

852dude.bsky.social•6 days ago

If we were doing this honestly, it would be Idris Elba. But we'll get chris Pratt.

https://kotaku.com/james-bond-casting-sequel-amazon-henry-cavil-date-1851765693

jcsalterego.bsky.social•6 days ago

(chris pratt lego mario voice) it's-a me, james bond

852dude.bsky.social•6 days ago

This pains me.

goofrider.bsky.social•6 days ago

Jerry naur

dopestatistics.bsky.social•6 days ago

Jerry

jacobherrington.dev•6 days ago

i can only get so hyped

amandavetnurse.bsky.social•6 days ago

It should be Idris.

dennisforbes.ca•6 days ago

Idris is 52. There have been older Bonds, but that’s pretty old to be just starting a series of movies.

jfranklynh.bsky.social•3 days ago

Much like the last few

jowgajen.bsky.social•6 days ago

The original content Bond is based on is misogynist swill. Which explains the appeal to Bezos, but I dunno about the rest of us.

hollyphantpants.bsky.social•6 days ago

And it’s feminist compared to the modern misogynists

rescott.bsky.social•6 days ago

And how will we know the difference? They've all been dogshit since Casino Royale.

winsterpop.bsky.social•6 days ago

Due to budget cuts, Q has been replaced by Alexa.

But he'll get his lazer firing watch delivered in 24 hours.

koolfooltattoo.bsky.social•6 days ago

"Bond will come to understand and sympathize with the hardship of being an ultra rich villain... "

hx368.bsky.social•6 days ago

From here on out, the villain wins.

zenironman.com•6 days ago

Plus, the release date will keep getting inexplicably moved over and over until they say it's been mysteriously lost sorry.

wihsal.bsky.social•6 days ago

In this version the villain is *checks notes* the "hero" and also owner of Amazon.

jargonscotty.bsky.social•6 days ago

Does he fly into space& have an evil plan to deliver “packages” from orbit?

Q: James, this is serious, crocs dropped from that altitude can level an entire Tescos…Tim Hortons, or Dunkin Donuts…

James: do I get a few racial punch lines?

Q:Yes…and a redhead

fplmoose.uk•5 days ago

Should fit right in

nonameoldman.bsky.social•6 days ago

We’ve had plenty that were already.

Brosnan kept making them after Goldeneye… a decision I wish he hadn’t made. He wasn’t bad, they just weren’t good. Goldeneye was lightning in a bottle.

Still my 5th favorite bond film.

nonameoldman.bsky.social•6 days ago

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, Living Daylights, Skyfall, Casino Royale (Craig), and then Goldeneye.

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