Effective immediately: Heard Island will be canceling our contract with Spacex for ALL future space travel. Dr. Amelia Sealhart and CPT Charles Icebergh will be leading our charge to adapt all flightless birds to flight capability. This will supplement our already extensive Albatross Space Force - ThreadSky

heardislandgov.bsky.social • 3 days ago

Effective immediately: Heard Island will be canceling our contract with Spacex for ALL future space travel. Dr. Amelia Sealhart and CPT Charles Icebergh will be leading our charge to adapt all flightless birds to flight capability. This will supplement our already extensive Albatross Space Force

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roisindubh1.bsky.social•2 days ago

Love the Heard Island spirit!

parishpolitics.bsky.social•2 days ago

Love the way they flock together in a crisis

zimtm.bsky.social•3 days ago

Whoever thought to immediately make this account, you’re a genius.

skyfog.bsky.social•3 days ago

A saint!

musicmom60.bsky.social•2 days ago

All the social media posts like this with penguins & about your island have made me laugh. They have brightened up my day.

coreensteinbach.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ad astra, Penguinauts!

bitpaul53.bsky.social•3 days ago

🎼🎶 I believe I can fly …
👍 thumbs up, trumps down!

jethro6.bsky.social•2 days ago

Excellent!😄

penguinsagainstdt.bsky.social•3 days ago

Wonderful news.

peacefullyirene.bsky.social•3 days ago

dozo-yoroshiku.bsky.social•2 days ago

bigg95973.bsky.social•2 days ago

We need more info about this albatross space force

joveeand.bsky.social•3 days ago

All aboard!

tracy44.bsky.social•2 days ago

More penguins!!! 🐧

dianaweynand.bsky.social•2 days ago

Thank you!

maryes.bsky.social•2 days ago

#Penguins #HeardIsland

lindarn.bsky.social•2 days ago

Good choice!

maryangelafitz.bsky.social•3 days ago

blitzgscheit.bsky.social•2 days ago

Thank you for standing up to the Trump Regime.

michaelcpaul.bsky.social•2 days ago

Be sure to cancel your Starlink contract too

alexamsterdam.bsky.social•2 days ago

#lolX

jay-king-art.bsky.social•3 days ago

I believe in you

indanorth.bsky.social•2 days ago

Brilliant

tallphoenix.bsky.social•2 days ago

😏

ceri38.bsky.social•3 days ago

That’s the way to do it.

theoldturtle.bsky.social•2 days ago

#FlippersUp 🇨🇦

browwiw.bsky.social•2 days ago

How do you respond to allegations that these tariffs are in response to the flow of fentanyl coming through your unregulated Hollow Earth portals?

sabineponwenger.bsky.social•3 days ago

This sounds successful.
Afterwards you can send us the captain and the doctor to teach us too!

vipergirls.bsky.social•2 days ago

Im flyyyyyyying!!!!

dollystewart.bsky.social•2 days ago

Lmfao 😅 ✅️

sg99.bsky.social•3 days ago

Flippers Up guys!

mgoodland.bsky.social•2 days ago

@libraryjenn.bsky.social check out the replies, too.

boxerdogmom.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

r4nger1.bsky.social•2 days ago

Brilliant

dmpetersen.bsky.social•3 days ago

Just watch out for the ancient mariner!

catintheht.bsky.social•2 days ago

🐧🐧💪

milesy81419.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

pjmacwriter.bsky.social•3 days ago

dmg2004.bsky.social•3 days ago

Well done!!

draddams.bsky.social•2 days ago

Albatross Space Force, I love it. I oft call my video game starship "Tha Alabaster Albatross"

aho-mastodon.bsky.social•2 days ago

I would suggest a billion % tariffs for everything from USA 😜😂

jamielm.bsky.social•2 days ago

Your social media person deserves a raise!!

k-she-he-they.bsky.social•2 days ago

I saw a report that a key aspect of the new Heard Island strategy involves multiple viewings and deep analysis of the Sigur Ros 'Glósóli' video.

"If it worked for the feral children of Iceland, why can't it work here?" Dr. Sealhart was quoted as saying.