Concerning reports out of the north that Trump shot an Albatross on the 7th hole of his golf trip. While typically docile, our Albatross’ have started formal squawks with the So. Georgia/Sandwich Islands for “strategic positions”, close to DT’s Sealago Flaco resort @southgeorgiaht.bsky.social - ThreadSky

heardislandgov.bsky.social • 6 days ago

Concerning reports out of the north that Trump shot an Albatross on the 7th hole of his golf trip. While typically docile, our Albatross’ have started formal squawks with the So. Georgia/Sandwich Islands for “strategic positions”, close to DT’s Sealago Flaco resort @southgeorgiaht.bsky.social

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msbak.bsky.social•5 days ago

Good idea. They are serious about their work. Good to see.

tippytaff.bsky.social•5 days ago

FYI, the odds of having an albatross (also called double eagle) is around one in a million. A hole-in-one odds around one in a hundred. He's a terrible golfer, but an excellent liar.

barbara-nz.bsky.social•6 days ago

Can pretty much guarantee that even though this president is definitely well under-par, he won’t be shooting any albatrosses. Flippers up forever!

1marzipan.bsky.social•6 days ago

Canada has taken notice. Canadian Geese are now practicing resupply missions.

gayknaves.bsky.social•6 days ago

You used an apostrophe for a plural 😠

heardislandgov.bsky.social•5 days ago

*albatrosses

emeraldkittycat.bsky.social•6 days ago

Most unfortunate for the albatross.

Quite unlucky for Trump.

jeanlyn.bsky.social•6 days ago

Penguins on alert!

dc-757.bsky.social•6 days ago

It’s lucky to kill an albatross according to the Rime of the Ancient Mariner.

heardislandgov.bsky.social•6 days ago

I believe the saying is that seeing one is lucky, to kill one brings on the sea’s wrath as the bird is the soul of the sailor, and killing that soul host will haunt the shooter for eternity

dc-757.bsky.social•6 days ago

Yeah-I was joking. Everyone knows that.

heardislandgov.bsky.social•6 days ago

You underestimate the internet, but have earned a position in our Government’s media dept ;)

lissysfrauchen.bsky.social•6 days ago

I didn't know it, English is my second language, you can never get all references, unfortunately.

mirrorthestars.bsky.social•5 days ago

Sending reinforcements from the North Pacific, California. 💙

mirrorthestars.bsky.social•5 days ago

Alt text: An Albatross (in the middle) soars over the North Pacific Ocean with surrounding wing Gulls.

squirrelgirl105.bsky.social•14 hours ago

The albatross coming in with wingmen. I like it.

mirrorthestars.bsky.social•14 hours ago

😁

nom-de-plum.bsky.social•6 days ago

Do you get wafers with it?

pattybear76.bsky.social•6 days ago

Time to organize and get tough.
Need any help from us bears?
🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️

wonderwomna.bsky.social•6 days ago

May we hang around his neck like the harbinger of doom we are. The smokey eye of the Resistance.

glenn-rob.bsky.social•6 days ago

There's no way he shot an albatross - he sux at golf (like everything else).

callmebirdy.bsky.social•5 days ago

For other uninformed people like myself: an albatross is getting 3 under par for the hole. Not actual shooting.

Birdie - 1 under par
Eagle - 2 under par
Albatross - 3 under par

bigstape.bsky.social•6 days ago

Is shooting albatrosses good?

Asking for Samuel Taylor Coleridge

odhran25.bsky.social•6 days ago

I have read the Coleridge poem. This....this does not turn out well.

Four times fifty living men,
(And I heard nor sigh nor groan)
With heavy thump, a lifeless lump,
They dropped down one by one.