US Envoys arrived today and are pleading with our leaders to refrain from imposing retaliatory tariffs. We initially denied their pleas until their ambassador returned wearing a suit and thanked us for existing. - ThreadSky

heardislandgov.bsky.social • 5 days ago

US Envoys arrived today and are pleading with our leaders to refrain from imposing retaliatory tariffs. We initially denied their pleas until their ambassador returned wearing a suit and thanked us for existing.

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pointonthespectrum.bsky.social•5 days ago

Question and verify, Heard?

suzzisulli.bsky.social•3 days ago

We had these little fellas waiting in the wings in case the meeting got rough.

enceladus727.bsky.social•3 days ago

Brilliant. Must Wear Suit.

xsalty1.bsky.social•5 days ago

poppins1.bsky.social•5 days ago

Penguins gonna penguin - ‘heard’ it through the grapevine 🐧

bbudd10-97.bsky.social•4 days ago

Be careful of those rascals they’re terrifying

grantelbaer.bsky.social•4 days ago

No chance against Pingu

heardislandgov.bsky.social•5 days ago

@dieworkwear.bsky.social Who wore it better, us or them?

prtfish.bsky.social•5 days ago

Obviously the penguins had their feathers smoothed an shaped perfectly. The human looked like its suit was a size too big and those shoes!! On ice?? Shows a lack of common sense

1stackmack.bsky.social•5 days ago

Your suits are always better!

theguy9900.bsky.social•5 days ago

Yours is better tailored.

mtirish68.bsky.social•5 days ago

Definitely the penguins

handsoffblack7.bsky.social•4 days ago

You guys totally own it. Of course
You wore it better.

janeqpublicwa.bsky.social•5 days ago

Penguins always wear it better!

wiccewicker.bsky.social•5 days ago

Definitely the penguins

tree83.bsky.social•3 days ago

Like you have to ask..you've been wearing it better, for what now?...tens of thousands of years?

penguinguynz.bsky.social•5 days ago

We can wear anything. Versatile that way.

sandi1414.bsky.social•5 days ago

You / US. Definitely

cheerytomato.bsky.social•5 days ago

Definitely you. 🐧

julielew12.bsky.social•5 days ago

Do you have to ask? You were born for this suit!

ph-ph-ph.bsky.social•5 days ago

🐧

ournewhomecoach.bsky.social•5 days ago

The chutzpah. I love it. 😊🤞🦋🐧

placidscout.bsky.social•4 days ago

Such a wonderful word! 👏🙂

dell10.bsky.social•5 days ago

Will you be accepting ICE deportations?

bowprow.bsky.social•5 days ago

Be cautious! While they may look the part and flatter you with praise, they continue to work against your (penguin) existence by crafting policies that increase the burning of fossil fuels, which causes ice loss and habitat degradation. They are weakening water and air pollution standards too.

ichthyocide.bsky.social•4 days ago

Thank you for standing strong for us!

dystopicorey.bsky.social•5 days ago

heardislandgov.bsky.social•5 days ago

Nice!

dystopicorey.bsky.social•5 days ago

Hey, thanks!

sierrapoppies.bsky.social•5 days ago

I hope the very diplomatic King Penguin won't sell short the charming rockhopper and gentoo penguin populations.

Hey USA! All your krill are belong to us!!

penguinguynz.bsky.social•5 days ago

Or us casually dressed yellow eyed penguins!

sierrapoppies.bsky.social•5 days ago

Ha ha! I was just looking at your profile and decided to follow you, you cute penguin fella! 😊🐧

penguinguynz.bsky.social•5 days ago

I’m having my moment, that’s for sure.

gryffon505.bsky.social•5 days ago

Damn you, taking all the krill.🐟🐟

sierrapoppies.bsky.social•5 days ago

Fight me! 🐧🥊

gryffon505.bsky.social•5 days ago

I’ve too much respect for your krill game to battle you. Next contest, watch your flanks, penguins!

sierrapoppies.bsky.social•5 days ago

Smart! Don’t make us paddle your hiney!

gerritb.bsky.social•5 days ago

🐧 What the US envoys perhaps do not realize,
is that the penguins' suits were the inspiration
for Jackie Chan. 🥋

They better be careful not to offend the locals.

gratefulduck.bsky.social•4 days ago

Duty-free herring for all penguins 🐧

thenightrabbit.bsky.social•5 days ago

Secretly, the Emperor Penguin knows the suit guy hatched from an egg on the ice...

lv49.bsky.social•5 days ago

😆sweet

anaisying.bsky.social•5 days ago

His racist remarks and policies (such as "family separation") have completely exposed his callousness towards immigrants and minorities. This administration is a regression of humanitarianism!

ohchrist.bsky.social•4 days ago

Fucking 10 out of 10

stickerj.bsky.social•4 days ago

he should also bring fish and other snackees

lanterngirl.bsky.social•3 days ago

Heard Island penguins for the win!

ker-plop.bsky.social•4 days ago

I dunno about their chances, I heard your leader is tough to deal with.

melster67.bsky.social•5 days ago

Penguin pals—don’t give in. The tux-wearing ambassador is a smooth operator. Stay as strong as ice and crush him!

realmaryceleste.bsky.social•5 days ago

Man, Penguins are scary! I see you security penguin behind the bent over asshole! Respect the Penguin!

kmledroit.bsky.social•4 days ago

Stay strong Heard Island Government 💙🙂💙! You have my vote 💙🙂💙!

gribnib.bsky.social•5 days ago

Have you ever thanked them?! Even once?!!

julielew12.bsky.social•5 days ago

They should thank the Penguins!

creativecamden.bsky.social•5 days ago

😂

craigrcarl.bsky.social•4 days ago

NOW who's the birdbrain?

gtcrash.bsky.social•5 days ago

What would I do without you 🥰

karkin64.bsky.social•4 days ago

maunakea.bsky.social•4 days ago

The penguins own McDonald’s. Say thank you, or they retaliate.

fjordfnord.bsky.social•3 days ago

As His Majesty King Harald V's special envoy, Baron of the Bouvet Island, representing the proud native populations of penguins around the globe, I unequivocally state that our nations have resisted the threat of the orange chicken who has cowardly retreated when met with our unbending resolve.