(warning: controversial opinion) if you rob a bank using no guns or other weapons you should be allowed to keep the money and not get in any trouble for it, you earned it buddy - ThreadSky

robdenbleyker.com • 110 days ago

(warning: controversial opinion) if you rob a bank using no guns or other weapons you should be allowed to keep the money and not get in any trouble for it, you earned it buddy

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ryanssanceman.bsky.social•110 days ago

Robbing a bank using Precision and Persuasion? Hmmm...

bogardeth.bsky.social•110 days ago

If you go into a bank is it considered Robbing a bank?

edgbaboon.bsky.social•110 days ago

n30ndr34m.bsky.social•110 days ago

If you rob a bank, you're really robbing yourself. -Someone's mom probably

the-hampter.bsky.social•110 days ago

does that include the pen i wrote down the plan with
something something mightier than the cord

durmania.bsky.social•110 days ago

Does that include the ol finger gun in the jacket pocket?

mrthursday.bsky.social•110 days ago

gregsdennis.bsky.social•110 days ago

Have you seen the opening to Sneakers?

namescanbehard.bsky.social•109 days ago

That’s just plain common sense

chancefox.bsky.social•110 days ago

You should be able to collect as much money from the bank vault as you can carry if you can solve the manager’s riddle.

neilmacfarlane.bsky.social•110 days ago

I think you are describing securities fraud

ary.bsky.social•110 days ago

Yeah like that's now your security analysis fee

luckorcunning.bsky.social•95 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VdMdboymT8

thickrick.bsky.social•110 days ago

Pacifist route

cwerk.bsky.social•110 days ago

Sound logic.

The logic lines up with the Patton Oswalt bit where he says if you live to 100 you can legally k*ll, but only using your bare hands.

psychronia.bsky.social•110 days ago

Where do fake guns and prop weapons fall under this clause?

justpete.bsky.social•110 days ago

Game respects game

subtleghoul.bsky.social•109 days ago

The definition of rizz, actually for real this time.

tikihymnologist.bsky.social•110 days ago

Watched Out of Sight last night and this is literally the opening scene. Clooney got prison for doing it though.

peacesells.bsky.social•110 days ago

doing the "finger guns under the jacket trick" and immediately getting ventilated

alienxotic.bsky.social•110 days ago

Are fake guns allowed

rooder.bsky.social•110 days ago

Um, I’d also like to add hackers definitely should get in trouble if they used a computer to steal from a bank

erikchapman.bsky.social•110 days ago

make it a little bit harder. you have to be wearing mittens during the whole robbery as well

wikibara.bsky.social•110 days ago

Maybe the real friends were the banks we robbed along the way.

coopanimates.bsky.social•110 days ago

Yes and no, but I don’t hate the idea

mrbearimy.bsky.social•110 days ago

If you can get the money just by passing a note to the teller, that’s essentially rolling a nat-20 on a persuasion check.

zaktinoid.bsky.social•110 days ago

Can I use harsh language?

amigatimmy.bsky.social•110 days ago

What about other crimes?

kurosanarts.bsky.social•110 days ago

Or at least a reduced sentence if you use the banana in the coat pocket method.

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