Your outie buys dozens of video games and plays about 30 minutes of each of them - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

robdenbleyker.com • 2 days ago

Your outie buys dozens of video games and plays about 30 minutes of each of them

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wirelessben.bsky.social•1 day ago

It doesn't sound great, put that way.

couponforpoupon.bsky.social•2 days ago

Your outie has five video streaming services, and watches only two of them, each for about five hours a week, but only after scrolling through options for five hours. Your outie can't decide between comedy, horror, or drama.

skd1675.bsky.social•1 day ago

That was too loud.

puncheroo.bsky.social•2 days ago

I have hundreds of games, dating back to ps1, that I've never even popped up into a console. Now that I'm retired, I really should do something about that. But I also keep starting SNES games and never finishing them.

orvilledbacher.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'm 44. I have never finished a Mario game. At this point, the odds are not looking good.

hegiman.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’m 52 I stayed awake for three nights beating the oringinal smb that came with the nes. Work 8 sucks ass.

sparksfly81.bsky.social•2 days ago

Same age, and I didn't finish one until Super Mario64. I was just automatically better at 3D games.

jenniisrad.bsky.social•2 days ago

*side-eyes the half dozen ps4 games still in the cellophane.

dirktheeditor.bsky.social•2 days ago

hyprposition.bsky.social•1 day ago

Imagine

toonspin.nl•2 days ago

Why did you specifically have to call me out

devin8or.bsky.social•2 days ago

papasplace.bsky.social•1 day ago

Was it necessary to attack me so hard 😂

djchizzles.bsky.social•1 day ago

Your outie drives an audi.

smileybarry.com•2 days ago

that’s just already me

actually no, I don’t even play the 30 minutes, I just chuck them into the backlog

itsjust2movies.bsky.social•2 days ago

That absolute bastard

bgdvvllr.bsky.social•2 days ago

It’s important to enjoy them all equally.

dekaye1990.bsky.social•2 days ago

I didn't need to be attacked like this

justinforbes.bsky.social•2 days ago

I guess I'm the outie

madmel625.bsky.social•1 day ago

Your outie refuses to eradicate from their self childish folly.

wayne-i.bsky.social•2 days ago

My outtie buys cheap games then never even plays them because he didn't check the launcher before purchase.

elithalia.bsky.social•2 days ago

I know my outie loves a Steam sale

sweetcammymac.bsky.social•2 days ago

Your outie came up with the name for waterfalls.

ryderofchaos.bsky.social•1 day ago

No, my outie is playing modded skyrim for another thousand hours between 12 different characters with different playstyles

thefakekimberly.bsky.social•1 day ago

My outie bought a Switch, PS5, and an Xbox Series X, when they came out, and has played maybe 60 minutes total on all of them combined.

orvilledbacher.bsky.social•2 days ago

Jokes on you, my innie does that too.

I am very poor.

robdenbleyker.com•2 days ago

Your innie buys a second copy because steam bans account sharing

kamikazefeint.bsky.social•1 day ago

yea especially if they’re for nostalgic purposes, unless it’s armored core or something

trowzersnek.bsky.social•2 days ago

You don't know me.