Being a hunter must be really hard when your mount has a stupidly big round ass and it just kinda wobbles around as you watch it. Like what do you even DO at that point - ThreadSky

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sphinxbuster.bsky.social • 8 days ago

Being a hunter must be really hard when your mount has a stupidly big round ass and it just kinda wobbles around as you watch it. Like what do you even DO at that point

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snaketrain.bsky.social•8 days ago

Channel all that frustration into being really really really good at hunting

Or just fuck the Seikr-

sphinxbuster.bsky.social•8 days ago

WRONG I'M THE MOUNT AND YOU'RE GOING TO THE SECOND DIMENSION

snaketrain.bsky.social•8 days ago

SKDLHGSKDLGHDSKLGHDS DAMN IT!! DAMN IT!!!
I will accept sticker duty as punishment, you deserve to customize yourself 😔

tracy.pmd.social•8 days ago

Make sure the saddle fits and just call it good impact suspension ig

sphinxbuster.bsky.social•8 days ago

Unfortunately I'm giving you sciatica as a result of this

tracy.pmd.social•8 days ago

just mount a gamer chair idk

eminentdreamer.bsky.social•8 days ago

umm... sex i guess

sphinxbuster.bsky.social•8 days ago

you all have such half-hearted responses....... now I'm getting self conscious

eminentdreamer.bsky.social•8 days ago

NO I'M JUST BEING SHY I LOVE YOU

sphinxbuster.bsky.social•8 days ago

:) !!!!!!!

ultrajeri.bsky.social•8 days ago

portable stress relief sleeve - this is only an upside. Gives bonuses like eating a meal.

tailedform.bsky.social•8 days ago

my snout tracking it with pinpoint precision like a video game npc programmed to do that

tailedform.bsky.social•8 days ago

mount (me) mounting the mount (you), hunters be damned

sorry i couldn't hold it in

sphinxbuster.bsky.social•8 days ago

Maybe god IS real...

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