What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: BA-NA-NA - AHHH
(You gotta sing the notes)
What do you call it when a queen farts?
A: A noble gas
Why did the skeleton refuse to perform?
A: He didn't have the guts.
(D&D joke) What drink is banned at the tavern outside the wizard academy?
A: Fireball
A: BA-NA-NA - AHHH
(You gotta sing the notes)
What do you call it when a queen farts?
A: A noble gas
Why did the skeleton refuse to perform?
A: He didn't have the guts.
(D&D joke) What drink is banned at the tavern outside the wizard academy?
A: Fireball
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Emily J. Edwards
i’m having a shit day, PLEASE repost this with your favorite bad joke
e.g., “why do chicken coops only have two doors? because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.”
e.g., “why do chicken coops only have two doors? because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.”
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As someone who was born in another country to soldier parents and was at one time bilingual because of it, this fills me with joy.