I’m sure a reasonable person would be like “I guess they just don’t like your crab playing video games. Try something else next time”, but I refuse to accept this. I will try something else next time and *also* demand you appreciate this crab. This is my rodeo, cowboy. I make the rules. - ThreadSky

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sarahmackattack.bsky.social • 73 days ago

I’m sure a reasonable person would be like “I guess they just don’t like your crab playing video games. Try something else next time”, but I refuse to accept this. I will try something else next time and *also* demand you appreciate this crab. This is my rodeo, cowboy. I make the rules.

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luckytheturtle.bsky.social•73 days ago

Of course, I love this crab. Do crabs have ❤️ in their eyes, or only when you draw them? (Maybe it's the video game).

tkingfisher.com•73 days ago

But what is the crab playing?!

sarahmackattack.bsky.social•73 days ago

Really good question and thank you for asking. This crab is playing Baldur’s Gate 3, doing her second Durge run, romancing Astarion (again).

gilibug.bsky.social•73 days ago

That’s… exactly what my daughter is doing.

And, oddly, yesterday she was attacked by a crab. I thought it was self defense, she’s in culinary school, the crab was about to become bisque - but now I’m thinking they were fighting over Astarion…

jeanthejust.bsky.social•73 days ago

I ate a couple soft shelled crab for dinner so I felt guilty about your crab playing video games. What are they playing?

sarahmackattack.bsky.social•73 days ago

Baldur’s gate 3 🥹

jeanthejust.bsky.social•73 days ago

[sighs wistfully] I played D&D the first time in around 1979, and Baldur's Gate 3 sounds like lots of fun. I like to play a huge barbarian tank. A Goliath, preferably. Big and fearless and dumb