In my next life I want to come back as one of those sea lions that bullies tourists off poolside chaise lounges. I think I’d be really good at that. - ThreadSky

sarahmackattack.bsky.social • 23 days ago

In my next life I want to come back as one of those sea lions that bullies tourists off poolside chaise lounges. I think I’d be really good at that.

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oceanemily.bsky.social•23 days ago

my mom just sent me a video of this exact thing happening

vixerunt.bsky.social•23 days ago

Huge Neil the Seal energy
https://youtube.com/shorts/qFksvYGpgWM?si=QATIFEjf87Pkj7MS

sarahmackattack.bsky.social•23 days ago

I was born to locomote like this

bearku.bsky.social•23 days ago

When people (with or without dogs) approach me in public, I firmly say, “she bites”. It really doesn’t matter if I have *my* dog with me or not. Works like a charm.

knilb.bsky.social•23 days ago

I feel like that would be nicely karmically balanced.

If I got to pick for myself I would “dissolve into sea foam upon the waves” like the original Little Mermaid. Seems low stress.

Pro tip: do NOT read the original Hans Christian Andersen story “The Little Mermaid” aloud to small children.

johnnyatomic.bsky.social•23 days ago

I wanna be a leopard shark!

phoenixpuffle.bsky.social•22 days ago

I wanna be one of those orcas that target yachts

restingdinoface.bsky.social•23 days ago

You’d be a legendary sea lion

sarahmackattack.bsky.social•23 days ago

Thank you 🥹
I’d bark so much.

restingdinoface.bsky.social•23 days ago

Now you have me considering and I think harbor seal would suit me best. The kind that pops up next to sea kayaks like “Hey nerd.”

trance.bsky.social•23 days ago

I want to be an orca and take out boats. 🐚

restingdinoface.bsky.social•23 days ago

And do it in style with a salmon hat

trance.bsky.social•23 days ago

🥰

broadandmarket.gobirds.online•23 days ago

I’m aiming to be a walrus sinking small crafts in a Norwegian fjord.

nhallerwilson.bsky.social•23 days ago

Ooooohh! I like that!!!

Or sea otter 843 - bite kayaks, surf boards, etc.

offgridteacher.bsky.social•23 days ago

843 is my idol.

nhallerwilson.bsky.social•23 days ago

I love her.

And the orcas attacking yachts in the Atlantic

offgridteacher.bsky.social•23 days ago

Oh those too!!!

squizzradical.bsky.social•23 days ago

I want to be the otter that attacks people for their surfboards.

akgrl33.bsky.social•23 days ago

sylvievaloria.com•23 days ago

isn't that just how we train the dolphins to help the submarines anyway?

I couldn't possibly know how you cut that cable that precisely with a fake patent trollin' script.

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