Funny...not funny when you realize you left your wallet or phone at the last store. FOCUS FOCUS GD IT! was 1 of my most recent NY's Resolutions...FINISH what you're DOING. Also DON'T PROCRASTINATE...sump'm needs DOING? DO IT...only gets worse later. HNY's! Haven't decided on new one yet.
We've had breast enhancements for decades. When are they going to invent bladder enhancements??? I was born with a small bladder to begin with, and it's not getting any better with age!
Stop spying on me, it's weird.
(Sips now 'ice cold' coffee, another hour later still have to pee, finish wordle, word of the day reminds you of that thing you meant to look up, looks up thing, takes deep dive, almost pees pants, ok fine I'll go pee)π€·πΌββοΈπ
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I was going to say "golden", but thought better of it.
Some people go through their entire lives that way.
Maybe he is the superhero we have been awaiting. Lol
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I really should go pee.
(Sips now 'ice cold' coffee, another hour later still have to pee, finish wordle, word of the day reminds you of that thing you meant to look up, looks up thing, takes deep dive, almost pees pants, ok fine I'll go pee)π€·πΌββοΈπ
Very relatable.
Same.
This is far too close to my reality...
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That squirrel is so me. It's my everyday life.
Thanks!
FINALLY remembered I needed to charge my phone. Got distracted again and left the charger cord in the other room.
FLUFFS SAKE I need a break from life