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439 days ago
If I was alive during the old west I'd probably be a cool gunslinger and not a stinky guy who has smallpox
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generica.bsky.social
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437 days ago
I'd have tuberculosis instead π
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fayetyson.bsky.social
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439 days ago
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amplifly.bsky.social
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439 days ago
I'd be a drunk parsnip farmer
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fragboner.bsky.social
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439 days ago
Just be rootin
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charleskinbote.bsky.social
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439 days ago
I would simply shoot the smallpox
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gaudipern.bsky.social
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439 days ago
Sadly, the cool gunslingers were the stinky guys with smallpox. π
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gloomygus.bsky.social
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439 days ago
I would definitely have spent the entire old west time hanging out back east
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sonofisaac.bsky.social
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439 days ago
both are options in west of loathing
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turquoiseangel.bsky.social
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437 days ago
we can always dream
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drdepth.bsky.social
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439 days ago
Sooo, more Yul Brynner, and less Rudy Giuliani. π€
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bensonisrad.bsky.social
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439 days ago
That's the power of natural selection. The only way to pass on your genes is to own a gun. Same now as it was then.
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winderwinder.bsky.social
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439 days ago
Iβd definitely have to many scoundrels
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deftestleftist.bsky.social
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439 days ago
Whole lotta Hoseas out there fancying themselves Arthurs.
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bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social
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439 days ago
they would probably make you sheriff for how tough and good at shooting you are
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plainwrapname.bsky.social
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439 days ago
I aaaapologize...
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internethippo.bsky.social
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439 days ago
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plainwrapname.bsky.social
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439 days ago
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moegeemoe.bsky.social
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439 days ago
I APOLOGIZE!
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guynemer.bsky.social
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439 days ago
christ, what a standout performance in a show full of standout performances
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plaguedaemon.bsky.social
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439 days ago
same guy
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esouthard.bsky.social
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439 days ago
I believe this was the point of the movie βTombstoneβ
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karateoke.bsky.social
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439 days ago
I need the internet points for pointing out that was ye olde consumption~
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elstersen.bsky.social
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439 days ago
I'd be ded. If I were alive, it wouldn't have been for long.
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brandondoughan.bsky.social
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439 days ago
100% I would not have died from dysentery
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breenisterrible.bsky.social
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439 days ago
i'd be the person at the stage station getting held hostage once a week
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myleslobdell.bsky.social
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439 days ago
Smart!
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hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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439 days ago
Those were both the same guy.
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unnamedoffical.bsky.social
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439 days ago
Me too.
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clegggg.bsky.social
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439 days ago
Iβd be a cattle rustler
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clegggg.bsky.social
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439 days ago
One more riff to get in: Hippo Cogburn
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popecorkyix.bsky.social
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439 days ago
I'm more of a consumption guy myself
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