Should we be concerned about his snake-like forked tongue and nigh-constant imbibing of virgin blood? Or how he refuses to speak above a whisper and only into your ear?
He insists on total control of the treasury because he's super smart and that way I don't need to worry about numbers. Also his advisors keep ignoring my cabinet, laws, foundations of government, and security detail, which is great because it gives me tons of time for recreation
What a coincidence that all my trusted allies are plotting against me, but only my trusted advisor can steer the ship through these treacherous, rocky waters.
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you should get him some sunscreen and maybe sunglasses.
Cuz he thinks that's his own job 😬