youre just mad because your sports only have very occasional fiery fatalities meanwhile i get to enjoy watching pretty much 90% of all competitors give themselves life-long brain damage in real time. im winning in the marketplace of ideas.
Power Slap was the most insanely bad venture imaginable lmao. Actually the only thing more dangerous than actual MMA fighting. Can't believe it even aired once let alone had multiple cards
katies idea of peak sport is something you have to do alongside 6 year olds at a facility ran by 16 year old stoners. kart racing is like if every baseball diamond had a mandatory bored teenager that yelled "stop!" every 5 seconds bc someone threw the ball fast. shes living in the glassiest of homes
its very fun to practice yeah but goddamn i would never actually step into like a proper match or anything lmao like you said you need Infinite Nose-Repair money
yea the stuff that isn’t sparring or fighting is rly fun in of itself! honestly just having an excuse to wrap ur hands is fun lol made me feel like rocky every time
I did shotokan karate for a decade and a half and still really miss sparring. it was one of the few things I could do that would turn my brain off completely and help me let go
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Badminton is really just such a beautiful sport. I don't have enough words to describe it's splendor. /gen /srs
It's also nice that you can die in badminton, just in the context that you can continue to play until you're thoroughly old and still be good!