oh my god... I've been doing some medicalish stuff for the last few months and taking one medication periodically. Today my doctor just casually mentions it's made from NUN URINE. I was like, exCUSE me, did you say NUN URINE? The words continue to echo in my mind. NUN URINE!!!!!!! - ThreadSky

shingworks.com • 9 days ago

oh my god... I've been doing some medicalish stuff for the last few months and taking one medication periodically. Today my doctor just casually mentions it's made from NUN URINE. I was like, exCUSE me, did you say NUN URINE?

The words continue to echo in my mind. NUN URINE!!!!!!!

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shingworks.com•9 days ago

And yesterday when talking about catering for a club event, one of the caterers offers TABLESIDE MAGICIANS. People just be putting two words next to each other in delightful configurations.

(imagine being at a restaurant breaking up with your bf and then a guy comes out and saws a lady in half)

shingworks.com•9 days ago

okay, anyways. back to thinking about the nun farm where they make all the nun urine

mlisrevenge.bsky.social•9 days ago

If you spray it in the woods (like the farmed deer urine), what does it attract?!

annalandin.bsky.social•9 days ago

I think we call those nunneries

it's where they hatch the nuns

texavery.bsky.social•9 days ago

I’m, frankly, very concerned about their treatment. This isn’t factory farmed nun urine, is it? 🫢

vacuousmermaid.bsky.social•9 days ago

Make sure you get free range. Farms keep the nuns in tightly packed cages where they have to clip their wimples so they don’t fight!

shingworks.com•9 days ago

I know :[ multiple nuns sharing the same rosary, it's really inhumane

thornwolf.bsky.social•6 days ago

I once had table side Caesar salad at the marine room, now imagine they also has table side magicians, and what if they mixed those two things up. Anchovies and legs everywhere.

toadwizard.bsky.social•9 days ago

this took me down a very fascinating rabbit hole so thank you

tewhit.bsky.social•9 days ago

PHARMACOLOGIST A: wow I can't believe you figured this one out -- and you're sure it has to be nuns?
PHARMACOLOGIST B (HAS A VERY SPECIFIC FETISH AND IS ABOUT TO GET AWAY WITH THE CON OF A LIFETIME): ...yes.

johnlees.bsky.social•9 days ago

Has there been some kind of mix-up and you’re on the treatment course for demonic possession instead?

shingworks.com•9 days ago

AHAHA that would explain why my head keeps spinning around backwards

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