What in the mall ninja bullshit bucket is this?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
i stride into the grocery store with two guns, blood from the razor sewn into the waistband of my pants drips down my ass while blood from the razor blade in the tongue of my shoe soaks the escape map that shows me how to get back to my house two miles away.
i have forgotten my wallet.
i have forgotten my wallet.
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It's double coupon day, after all.
Which has like 1 pocket knife and 1 gun. But also shit like my multitool, a whetstone/firestarter, band aids, etc.
Or razor blades in random places on your body behind fabric that has to be able to flex?
Not shoes.
Shoelaces.