The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
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Or WAF, Waste, Abuse & Fraud. Which could also mean "What a fuckup." There isn't an eye roll big enough for this drug addled poser & his band of theives.
You should be (even) more concerned with the financial media not investigating a possible pump-and-dump with derivatives but instead, defaulting to "incompetence".
When Trump ALONE has a rap sheet of 34x felony fraud.
Tanking #Tesla / #DOW on purpose thread https://bsky.app/profile/idiokratie.bsky.social/post/3lk4jryeoes2u
Absolutely, a plurality of petulant pimple face punks running rough shod through Tesla’s inner financial dealings will do the trick. I say fire the entire board of directors, hack into all of their computers and shut the company down. If mistakes are made (which sometimes they will) ha ha oh well
This is a great insight on how to actually get stuff done at Tesla. Cuz you know we got to get stuff done at Tesla. I need Tesla be saving money anyway cuz it's probably wasting lots of money just by looking at those fancy vehicles.
Musk has our treasury and gold reserves. I'm sure he put in a backdoor for easy access to their data. He also gets to determine how much the government pays him to blow up rockets. He's got a new piggy bank. Oh, and they took money OUT of a SS recipient's bank. They thought he was dead.
Tesla is a component of the Russell 1000 - just under 2MM shares. Most of us with IRAs holding equities may have a piece. The good news is that it's less than 2% by weight, so if it totally tanks, it won't tank us.
Make it rain
Maybe there is some fraud, or waste, possibly abuse happening? If only there was someone who could take a look at that, with an honest eye for the truth, and get to the bottom of it.
They are called forensic accountants. It takes years to become one and understand what you are reading. Wasn't that why the IGs were fired before the teen incels were sent in?
Fun fact: Under Doug Fords Govt, Ontario has been missing $4.4b for years & no one's looking for it. Meanwhile, Healthcare crumbles & pwd starve & r homeless. Nice job Ontarians voting a wealthy crook back in!
We need Musks Rats to find the $$$!!
You know, I heard of this group called, umm, I think they're called, it's a strange name. Oh I know, they're called DOGE. I don't know what it stands for, but I heard they're doing some work for the govt so you know you can trust them. They're doing some kind of audit so they'd be good for tesla.
Maybe $500k not 1.4 billion dollars! That's like the entire gdp of Samao or St. Kitts or any any island country like Antigua. At least now we know that Elons habit of value inflation extends beyond the DOGE reports.
Tesla shareholders have already sued Musk, but they believed the orange guy would find a way to save Tesla. Now they are trying to elect another CEO, but that will not save the company.
To fulfill his conspiracy madness, Musk killed Tesla.
We see how the united citizenry acts live.
Not enough yet.
Yes! It appears that the money the South African immigrant used to bribe the voters in the election may have come from Tesla itself. How can over a billion dollars just disappear from a company? Send in BIG BALLS to find out what’s going on.
Probably 💩🤡 the ultimate grifter
Anyone who promises jobs back in the USA tariffs his closest allies
And sells all his Maga merchandise made in China
Says it all.
Gonna figure out who believes in prevention real quick. Things have been heating up in States. Measles surpassed last year and it is March! Exciting time to live in!
So a Tesla on a lot has already been purchased from Tesla. Torching it only hurts your neighborhood business, your neighbors who work there and your neighbors who buy them. Elon is laughing at you people
..and to do that get on the phone or e-mail and tell your reps in DC what you think. It only takes a few minutes and it doesn't cost any money. We don't need money in politics. We just need people to participate. https://www.nationalfinancialplan.com
In just days, Democrats have a chance to SHRINK the GOP House majority and RUIN Trump’s plans!
Florida has TWO special elections on April 1—these seats are WINNABLE, but ONLY if Dems step up NOW!
Time is running out. Chip in now to help FLIP these seats! https://blueresist.us/FLSpecialElection?t=sqVYx6
It's more a question of: What can't the red fascists do if they don't hold majorities in all branches?
We're all disappointed. But any roadblock or even speed bump put in place to slow down the oligarchs, is preferred.
wasn't it reported that there's missing $ that DOGE supposedly confiscated not to long ago?
if true, only common denominator is Musk. Musk has his hands in both cookie jars
Stop buying the Yarpies cars. Bankrupt him. The Muskrat is overextended with loans. Tank Tesla and watch as his lenders come after him and recall his loans.
Didn't they already essentially neuter the SEC? More important, I suspect: shareholders who are not Musk are likely to push hard. You can't play games with a publicly traded company the way you can with, say a family real estate business.
Sadly yes, earlier this month Doge made some dents in the SEC, but like everyone else, they’re taking DOGE to court. Here’s an article about what the SEC is and isn’t doing.
Thanks again! think I've worn myself out for the night. Can't believe I was actually on to something. I mean, it seemed so obvious when I was researching, but it is still surreal to see glaring errors in a public company.
Not mine. I’m enjoying this shit show from across the pond. I wouldn’t trust Elmo to run a bath let alone investigating waste. He demonstrated multiple times he lacks the required understanding of how all this works.
We're not talking about me Mr Hawking. You'll be one of those tech bros that spaffs off when anything to do with him is mentioned. You probably think that Cobratwat fella is stand up guy too. Are you getting irate in your mums basement by any chance. Oh yes and pays tax? https://itep.org/tesla-reported-zero-federal-income-tax-in-2024/
You know how the Joker gets caught put in prison & riles Batman up 2 the point that Batman almost betrays his Code, but that was the plan Joker had all along & when everyone is going to save Rachel & Dent, the Joker gets to the money?
We'll this is kinda like The Dark Knight, but with ugly people
1.4 billion going to a 3 comma club ! Look how much that
Would reduce our deficit
Would pay for school lunches
Would fix the infrastructure
Would buy a third yacht
Would buy another island ( another pedo isle)
Would be able to buy a president!
Elon Musk's fascism is American fascism.
Ronald Reagan supported apartheid.
South Africa has been a progressive democracy for 30 years. Abortion, trans and gay rights are enshrined in our constitution.
Your country elected Trump – and Reagan. Take responsibility for your country's choices.
Any contracts they think might be a problem should be canceled, money owed to vendors shouldn't be paid, any past payments they don't understand should be clawed back, all sorts of assets should be sold, documents should be shredded and records destroyed.
That’s the amount they stole from Canada when they faked selling 20,000 cars the week before electric vehicle subsidies were suspended.
Come on, the population of this country is only 19,000, and according to trump we only drive igloos.
Money paid out from ON...the same ON that pays Starlink....the same ON led by #FordFraud I wonder if Doug owes Elon something? #CANCELSTARLINK #onpoli #cdnpoli
I’m so glad there was no K at the corporate parties I was required to attend back in the day. I only saw the crowd of cocaine users coming and going from the bathroom at the private parties. It was always where the real party was. 😳 I never went. 👏 Some of those, mostly guys, are still working. 🙈🙉🙊
I always thought at similar parties- “ And the disadvantaged people on the street were arrested, whilst the rich and powerful could do whatever they wanted “
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I always hated being handed money after it had been rolled up. Madonna wore gloves back in the day for a reason. Glad that was the fashion. It definitely saved some of us from a contact high. 😎 Do as I say and not as I do is still real. Always has been. That may not change. 😩
Sounds good to me !! Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a nomination for “post of the night “ !! Bravo, I salute you sir 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾 ( Real 💩/ recent History/Truth + going SUPER DIGITAL on a inefficient crypto gaslighter and his Nazi tennis shoe pimp/bish seems logical to me !! categories)
I mean the amount of salespeople just standing around waiting... wasteful lol ... I'm so upset by all of the federal firings with zero plan and zero knowledge about operations nevermind zero due process
I'm sure the shareholders would be more than happy to insist on that happening, along with evaluating what Muskrat actually does for the company other than render its stock worthless.
Wait...does that mean that his severence is toast and possibly h...nahhh the government is corrupt..unless they were looking for a good reason to ax him.
As a former CPA auditor, I can confirm that the vast majority of the staff auditors are between 20 and 25 years old and barely know what they are doing in the first place.
These Boards generally have an Audit Committee on which Board members sit.
Corporate Boards have a fiduciary responsibility to their shareholders. Even if said Board members say they were unaware of anything unethical or illegal, they can be held liable, eg, civil penalties.
Musk got the State of Delaware to rewrite their corporate laws so that billions can take more money out of their companies after Musk was denied the $56 billion paycheck he tried to pay himself from Tesla
They are passing a bill for billionaires this week
Just $1.4 billion!!!! Somebody or bodies has been putting their hands in the cookie jar.
Tesla need a new board of governors. Retire them all starting with the very top!!!
Tesla's entire board and Elon's brother sold most of their Tesla stock by the end of January. Bet they had a bit of skimming going on the whole time. Tesla & X are done and Elon is making damn sure Space X is getting all the government grants and contracts it can.
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You're Thief Gollum Lotr GIF
When Trump ALONE has a rap sheet of 34x felony fraud.
Tanking #Tesla / #DOW on purpose thread https://bsky.app/profile/idiokratie.bsky.social/post/3lk4jryeoes2u
Make it rain
We need Musks Rats to find the $$$!!
The snotty nosed kids of DOGE have no understanding of the business of agencies they are ripping apart, surely the same would apply here
But don’t worry about musk losing money, that’s what the DOGE “savings” are for!
But why?
$1.4 billion missing.
I've no experience with big biz accounting.
Real Q: In other big companies what would be a 'reasonable' % to not be able to account for?
Definitely, we should send a bunch of teenage hackers in to destroy the company in a futile attempt to figure that out .
To fulfill his conspiracy madness, Musk killed Tesla.
We see how the united citizenry acts live.
Not enough yet.
https://youtube.com/shorts/3V5cOPd0vl0?si=9HN3uydcvniIieB5
what's happening ,been happening here esp since Citizen's United
Does the board need more to fire him?
Too Bro to Fail or something
What is the problem with scrutiny to find problems and make it more efficient. Or whatever they like to describe it.
#teslatakedown
Thank you for the information.
I’m off to Google!
Anyone who promises jobs back in the USA tariffs his closest allies
And sells all his Maga merchandise made in China
Says it all.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newt_Gingrich
#sniperontheroof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5LJ2NX2ggQ
(MuskMath)
fuck no.
https://www.nationalfinancialplan.com
Insider trading at its finest.
Florida has TWO special elections on April 1—these seats are WINNABLE, but ONLY if Dems step up NOW!
Time is running out. Chip in now to help FLIP these seats! https://blueresist.us/FLSpecialElection?t=sqVYx6
We're all disappointed. But any roadblock or even speed bump put in place to slow down the oligarchs, is preferred.
if true, only common denominator is Musk. Musk has his hands in both cookie jars
#maddow
https://www.radicalcompliance.com/2025/03/04/doge-comes-for-the-sec/
#maddow
See you put your phone down for a minute and the whole world blows up. 😂
The man is a fraud (and frankly a scumbag).
“Tech Genius”
Or the brilliant interview where he could answer a question on what the Twitter tech stack was and why it was bad.
“Tech Genius”
Let's send them right over.
Maybe this is why Musk gathered up over 1 billion today.
We'll this is kinda like The Dark Knight, but with ugly people
Would reduce our deficit
Would pay for school lunches
Would fix the infrastructure
Would buy a third yacht
Would buy another island ( another pedo isle)
Would be able to buy a president!
Ronald Reagan supported apartheid.
South Africa has been a progressive democracy for 30 years. Abortion, trans and gay rights are enshrined in our constitution.
Your country elected Trump – and Reagan. Take responsibility for your country's choices.
That's how you fix things, right?
Come on, the population of this country is only 19,000, and according to trump we only drive igloos.
- Mark Twain
Amateurs!
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https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/12/tesla-whistleblowers-filed-complaint-to-sec-in-2021-what-it-said.html#:~:text=In%202021,%20a%20Tesla%20employee,rolled%20up%20to%20financial%20reports
#sniperontheroof
Of course trumpy taught him how to cook the books.
Friends with fraudulent benefits!
Corporate Boards have a fiduciary responsibility to their shareholders. Even if said Board members say they were unaware of anything unethical or illegal, they can be held liable, eg, civil penalties.
("The Accountant" reference, an epic movie)
They are passing a bill for billionaires this week
Delaware changing their laws for Musk SMDH
🙄
Tesla need a new board of governors. Retire them all starting with the very top!!!
If you want to stage a coup. You hire hackers and software "engineers ".