sorry everyone i forgot we can't run the blender on the same power strip as bluesky - ThreadSky

witheredmemory.bsky.social•119 days ago

Lol

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aletheakontis.com•119 days ago

Ah.
I wondered why my Christmas tree didn’t light up this morning.

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jcsalterego.bsky.social•119 days ago

oh no we're not even past halloween!

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aletheakontis.com•119 days ago

Oh sh** that was supposed to be a secret for a few more days

You didn’t see this. Forget I said anything.

🎄

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meson.ninja•119 days ago

GFCI or GDPR compliance, you can only pick one

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ramsandhoosiers.bsky.social•119 days ago

This is how the microwave came to be in the bedroom of one of the apartments I lived in.

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drosgood.bsky.social•119 days ago

I’ve been here forever—where’s my smoothie?

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amyfluidgoth.bsky.social•119 days ago

But… will it blend? That is the question. 😅

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elis1.bsky.social•119 days ago

Let us punish those who broke Bluesky with a referendum. :)

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inks1.bsky.social•119 days ago

😂

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sz3.bsky.social•119 days ago

Understandable

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moll.dev•119 days ago

Margarita time!!!

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gina44.bsky.social•118 days ago

How are you doing today we're are you from

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moll.dev•118 days ago

I am from everywhere

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babsallday.bsky.social•119 days ago

dammit jerry!

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lmc55g95.bsky.social•119 days ago

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davies46.bsky.social•119 days ago

Jerry Bluesky does it again.

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apearlma.bsky.social•119 days ago

oh, yeah, sorry, i'll return the good power strip soon

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audiojillian.bsky.social•104 days ago

You can’t plug in a 2 with a 6. Have we learned nothing from Green Acres?

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circaliz.bsky.social•118 days ago

DON'T TURN THE TOASTER ON!!!

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slimjimtx.bsky.social•104 days ago

What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is this? Also, why did no one like the Mickey Mouse joke I posted the other day? It’s funny.

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erindwyer.bsky.social•119 days ago

It's my fault, I put my phone in the toaster and then tried to open Bluesky on my laptop.

RIP to all the bangers lost.

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duaadiddy.bsky.social•119 days ago

I was telling everyone “Jerry has something to do with this” but no one listens to me. Apparently having a portable bong in your mouth at all times means you “lack credibility” 🙄

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jcsalterego.bsky.social•119 days ago

wait. aren't all bongs portable

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nug.monster•119 days ago

not the best ones.

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duaadiddy.bsky.social•119 days ago

Not if you have the arm strength of a 9-year old Victorian child stricken with cholera

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daniskitchen.bsky.social•119 days ago

I knew this was somehow Jerry's fault

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stephen.news•46 days ago

I was wondering why the lights were flickering off and on in my corner of bluesky

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thesleepiestgamer.bsky.social•119 days ago

Finally a reason for this dumb battery powered portable blender
Only the Blendjet 2 Portable Blender can save BlueSky!

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realityred.bsky.social•119 days ago

Yeah. Use the Tesla charger for that. It's gotta be good for something.

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catgirlfingies.quest•119 days ago

A lesson learned 😔

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mleadman.bsky.social•119 days ago

My 1st apartment had a fuse box instead of circuit breakers. If I wanted to run the room air conditioner, there couldn't be anything else turned on, not even a light bulb or I'd blow a fuse. The fuse box was in the old lady's apt below me.

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blopeep.bsky.social•119 days ago

I just ...

I love you Jerry.

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drummerfromfife.bsky.social•119 days ago

Unplug the Twitter and you should be good to go! That thing takes up too much power as it is...

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ladyofcode.com•119 days ago

I thought you meant Blender the software but honestly there's no difference

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iamnibbles.bsky.social•119 days ago

it's okay! just make me some mango juice and all is forgiven

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sarahejoyal.bsky.social•119 days ago

I'm just glad the problem wasn't me, my wifi does like to suck

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mjbellantoni.bsky.social•119 days ago

I knew it. I KNEW IT!

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kueenofkards.bsky.social•119 days ago

must be a powerful blender jesus christ

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snowjob.bsky.social•119 days ago

Oh I figured it was the coffee maker. Really need to get outlet plugs for that power strip

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acab.dad•119 days ago

Did you put your tender bluesky in a blender?

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me.nzen.ski•119 days ago

🔥🔥like a wicker basket

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jcsalterego.bsky.social•119 days ago

watch it skeet 'round to a beautiful oblivion

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acab.dad•119 days ago

I love Third Eye Blind

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jcsalterego.bsky.social•119 days ago

please do not embarrass me on this website!!!!

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acab.dad•119 days ago

Now you’re through
with
me?

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katzindc.bsky.social•119 days ago

I think you mean Matchbox 20

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duaadiddy.bsky.social•119 days ago

It’s not 3 Doors Down?

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jcsalterego.bsky.social•119 days ago

noooo

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acab.dad•119 days ago

If you add 3 Doors Down and Third Eye Blind together you get Eve 6

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katzindc.bsky.social•119 days ago

They did Lightning Crashes, right?

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poptrash1966.bsky.social•119 days ago

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ninjafingers.bsky.social•118 days ago

This is the first outage I've noticed, so KUDOS.

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jcsalterego.bsky.social•118 days ago

kudos to the team, i'm just a guy borrowing power

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jetta1.bsky.social•118 days ago

Hilarious

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gmbasil.pmd.social•119 days ago

How many blenders were you blending

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jcsalterego.bsky.social•119 days ago

that's personal

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