"ah shoot, i forgot my headphones at hom—" You bolt awake on the beaches of Avalon. You are not a "remote employee working from Starbucks." It is 1166 AD. You are the Prince Mordred, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Camelot must burn. - ThreadSky

jcsalterego.bsky.social • 112 days ago

"ah shoot, i forgot my headphones at hom—" You bolt awake on the beaches of Avalon. You are not a "remote employee working from Starbucks." It is 1166 AD. You are the Prince Mordred, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Camelot must burn.

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unluckysandwich.bsky.social•112 days ago

I'm freaking living for these.

jbminn.bsky.social•112 days ago

jerry, are you hyped up on cough syrup again

depressedhertafan.bsky.social•112 days ago

Camelot?

terps3040.bsky.social•112 days ago

But wait, your squire enters the tent and all is well.

goblinmcghie.bsky.social•112 days ago

If it means I get to have this much drip then, very well, I accept my fate!

mgnblgr.bsky.social•112 days ago

Not me thinking you were referring to the beaches of Avalon, New Jersey at first.

rabbitwitch.bsky.social•112 days ago

morgen can probably get you some pretty bitchen magic headphones

angelumuxore.bsky.social•111 days ago

camelot delenda est....

gabrielbauman.com•112 days ago

Oh my god I want to read this.

illumi.meme•112 days ago

Don't forget your sword

tim.ink•112 days ago

I heard leaving your headphones at home is like leaving your sword behind.

vincegalati.bsky.social•112 days ago

Would be more like 466AD, but I digress

jcsalterego.bsky.social•112 days ago

ok i'll have a chat with my underpaid graduate students thank you

vincegalati.bsky.social•112 days ago

Good! Make them earn that criminally meager pay!

ladyreezy.bsky.social•112 days ago

... you cue up a hurdy gurdy banger 🎶

motherofbooks.bsky.social•112 days ago

Well at least they have apples there.

witwarrior.bsky.social•111 days ago

The thing about Camelot that was so strikingly innovative was the idea that Might should serve Right. Most of the time, people with Might decided for themselves what was true. And here in Trump’s America, we’ve reverted to the world of the warlords.