This! Sometimes I wake up feeling like I’ve done an entire day’s work - figuring out how to get somewhere, getting there, reliving problems until I can figure out how to solve them.. it’s exhausting!
There used to be software that would pay you to watch/interact with ads. Then someone developed something called “Get paid to sleep” which simulated you doing this. Imagine what happened after that…
I'd be upset if my cats lied to me about being unable to swim too. They are splashing around high-fiving one another after tricking you out of bathing them. Betrayal hurts.
You ever try any of that polyphonics stuff where you hum a note while playing another? It’s like those Tibetan throat singers that can also whistle while singing. I’m going too far for a dream joke, I have just realized.
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Nope, an actual thing in the early 2000s. I remember clearly because I was on dialup at the time and made a bit of money. 🤣
Arrived to find my high school trombone waiting for me. No guitar. Just chords, on a trombone. Dreams are great.