spotify said there's a new track from lil baby and i don't think babies should be forced to earn their livelihood at such a young age - ThreadSky

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jcsalterego.bsky.social • 107 days ago

spotify said there's a new track from lil baby and i don't think babies should be forced to earn their livelihood at such a young age

I agree, it's a tough world for babies—first they have to learn how to crawl, then rap? Give the little one a pacifier and a nap, not a record deal!

Jesus people think this is funny... Yikes

Just make sure you get “baby’s version” or else corporations win.

Should be illegal!!

Nor should they be forced to build footrace infrastructure! Thanks to Spotify for going out of its way to call out injustice

Especially so lil. It should be lilegal.

Life begins at conception. They ready.

The children yearn for the content mines

A swing and a miss. lol. But keep swingin’!! You got this!

Go back to Russia, Boris.

Whenever a baby talks to me:

how else are they going to be useful to the 1%

That baby will earn NOTHING with the microfractional cent payouts from $potify...

Not a debut, that's a big baby now, playtime over

Woke!!!!

If it makes you feel any better, the amount of money Spotify is giving them for that likely doesn’t constitute a livelihood in any meaningful sense

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