Well, it’s lunchtime, and it’s the season when serious people with public profiles write reviews of the year. Politics; analysis – you know the kind of thing. But after *this* year? Fuck that. Instead, here’s one written by an idiot
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got very confused. Thought you meant that Christopher Lee had written this, and you were calling him an idiot, and I thought he was dead, but then looked away and looked back again and realised this idiot Christopher of whom you speak is in fact yourself?
I’ve not seen the man, woman, bulldog act but iirc Digby Fairweather described it in his biography. I went to a fancy dress party at George’s house once.
It was a long long time ago. I went with a guy called John Payne (who injected himself with gold to cure rheumatism). I went dressed as a sheikh. George answered the door and said ‘I hope you’ve not gone through Golder’s Green dressed like that’.
Was that when he ran into Louis Armstrong in the dressing room, when ‘Pops’ was having his hair done, & Melly said ‘I see you’ve chosen the heavy roller’. And of course the cricket reference went straight over Satchmo’s conked head.
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