Pope Francis’ death is the first recorded case of someone dying from “rolling their eyes into their own skull,” likely triggered by listening to JD Vance’s stupid bullshit.
Of all the old men Vance lurks around, why'd it have to be The Pope to die first?
Tsk! I know people rightfully have a lot of gripes with Catholicism. The...epidemic they seem to have with pedo priests... But I only ever heard good, surprisingly progressive things about Pope Francis. May he RIP. 🙏
The Pope really died? I saw Trump's insensitive tweet saying he looks forward to attending the funeral, but I genuinely didn't know if the Pope was dead and Trump was being an ass, or if Trump was making a threat, and being an ass. 🤷♂️
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Fiat lux. Let them come. Light was first, and light will remain.
Tsk! I know people rightfully have a lot of gripes with Catholicism. The...epidemic they seem to have with pedo priests... But I only ever heard good, surprisingly progressive things about Pope Francis. May he RIP. 🙏
Coincidence? We don’t think so!
He was looking for support, funding, and legitimacy.
Pope Francis (RIP), thought infirm, stood by his faith and vows. Pope Francis, did not bend.
https://newsthump.com/2025/04/21/pope-loses-will-to-live-after-meeting-jd-vance/
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