I've started investing in stocks : beef, chicken, vegetable... One day I hope to become a bouillonaire. - ThreadSky

frenchmiso.bsky.social•95 days ago

Maybe you can even be a tripeonaire someday…

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ethanmawyersongparodies.com•96 days ago

When you cash out, are you making soupy sales?

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angeledehart.bsky.social•96 days ago

I love soup, but this is where my mind goes:

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cliffydude.bsky.social•96 days ago

Let him cook…

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buckmcw.bsky.social•95 days ago

Shecky!!!!

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thobgubnol.bsky.social•95 days ago

Well ya got a chuckle out of me so you will have to throw in a few funny bones to make a laughing stock.

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lexwyatt.bsky.social•95 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

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mchemar.bsky.social•95 days ago

😵‍💫

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truthministry.bsky.social•95 days ago

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lordtired.bsky.social•95 days ago

Oof, what a pun. Or maybe Oeuf.

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dabxdee.bsky.social•95 days ago

😂🤣❤️

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uncheckedarts.bsky.social•95 days ago

Whoever has the most when they die, wins!

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mad3lyn.bsky.social•95 days ago

Wow

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ddny.bsky.social•95 days ago

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marginman3.bsky.social•96 days ago

Hmmm, stock!

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d-a-d.bsky.social•96 days ago

Could pay out in the future...once no one stocks up the shelves anymore (because all these criminal job stealers are deported) the shelves will remain empty. Not to mention that no one's there anymore to harvest and butcher.

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d-a-d.bsky.social•96 days ago

And this is gonna make all the stocks of food manufacturers and retailers drop to the bottom.

Wonder if the dollars the billionaires have stocked go down easier with condiments (if still available...).

Conclusion: bouillonaires become the next billionaires.🍲💵😉

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tomgambell.bsky.social•96 days ago

😂

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lorandavid.bsky.social•96 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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bowmanoz.bsky.social•95 days ago

stock up then and soup be with you

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keeli.bsky.social•96 days ago

😆😅😂😄

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henvol.bsky.social•95 days ago

Dad joke level unlocked!

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melevanie.bsky.social•95 days ago

Ok that made me laugh ...

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woozleweasels.bsky.social•95 days ago

Yayyy then my work is done, that was my point, we need a mental floss now and then to clean out the trumpty bullshit.

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melevanie.bsky.social•95 days ago

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tphripp.bsky.social•95 days ago

A lot of great dad jokes on blue.

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birchcraft.bsky.social•96 days ago

You’re a consommé artist

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woozleweasels.bsky.social•95 days ago

😂

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rev-d00d.bsky.social•96 days ago

I get it, kinda like Donald is a bullionaire?

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allietoday.bsky.social•95 days ago

😂😂😂😂

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lisdoon.bsky.social•95 days ago

😂😂😱

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cbailey8525.bsky.social•95 days ago

😂

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jgraydonbarnes.bsky.social•95 days ago

YES COMEDIE!

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donnadeka.bsky.social•96 days ago

Dad joke incoming!

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darleneuk.bsky.social•96 days ago

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darlenelugo.bsky.social•96 days ago

Ta-Da! 🎉 🥣 🎉

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iheartfoxes.bsky.social•95 days ago

Thank you for the double laugh 😆 (I had to show this to my kid too!)

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always4bangtan.bsky.social•95 days ago

🧑‍🍳🤌

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scottgrabo.bsky.social•96 days ago

Double pun. Well played.

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reesespeaces.bsky.social•95 days ago

😂💕

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defunctradio.bsky.social•95 days ago

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guest-listener.bsky.social•96 days ago

This is just beautiful

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karenhc.bsky.social•95 days ago

Thank you! I chuckled right out loud.

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witchesforhope.bsky.social•95 days ago

Better a bouillonaire than a billionaire!

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ramrca.bsky.social•96 days ago

😂

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phecdaplato.bsky.social•95 days ago

When some one is all beefed up, but also a chicken, Idk seems kinda Salty 🤨
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jjn007.bsky.social•95 days ago

😂

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barrabus.bsky.social•95 days ago

This is the the kind of future investment I like to see.

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docholaday.bsky.social•95 days ago

That would be souper.

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inyalowda.bsky.social•95 days ago

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oldhippylib.bsky.social•94 days ago

I just made myself a gallon. Am I rich yet?

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kevboyjoe.bsky.social•95 days ago

I needed a giggle

cheers!

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noname4u.bsky.social•96 days ago

Waka Waka

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bobbyyoung.bsky.social•95 days ago

So did we.

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murrayvetstein.bsky.social•95 days ago

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stacey4595.bsky.social•95 days ago

Just buy Trump stock, instant bouillonaire status!

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woozleweasels.bsky.social•95 days ago

I would rather pull out all my teeth with tweezers than buy anything he is selling.

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keepit100ed.bsky.social•95 days ago

I’m sure it’s lab meat … that’s the grift

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stacey4595.bsky.social•95 days ago

I think Trump’s mushroom was grown in a lab! Lmao

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dlbragen.bsky.social•95 days ago

Inherit the soup!

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jjwiorek.bsky.social•95 days ago

I may be delusional. But i like to believe that the majority of our military leadership ( at least for now) would not obey. We may see the beginning of a civil war within our military.

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