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thehighsign.bsky.social • 5 days ago

I want woolly mammoth mice with tiny tusks.

Wooly Opposite-of-Mammoth

Thank god the scientists are working the full Jurassic Park to take us out of our endless misery

Cut to Jeff Goldblum running to escape colossal fluffy mice.

I can’t think of a reason to bring back the mammoth except to make revivals of “The Skin of Our Teeth” look more realistic.

Tim, we're going to need cavewear for the post-apocalypse.

I am expert in this lifestyle as a devoted childhood watcher of “The Flintsones.”

Maybe if you really wanted to make a mammoth miserable.

Did they ask if they should?

Mimmoths!

Micemoths? Mammice?

Same.

& when they create the elephant-sized version I want a pair of those too.

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